Slytherin-grin-blog - Quite Unpleasant

sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book

Perfect! 

NO MADAME,

The fake tan doesn't make you look like an oompa loompa at all

me: I’m a very private person I don’t talk about my personal life

me 10 minutes later: the most profound experience of my childhood was when I was 11 and cried in class after the teacher showed us the Mona Lisa. I was touched by her beauty , and the entire class laughed at my tears but I was content that that was the moment I realized I was a sensitive emotional artist. now that we’ve known each other for exactly 10 minutes, would you like to hear the grueling 4 hour story about how I became psychologically disturbed ? also here is my credit card number..

“The robes had huge pockets, so I managed to stuff them with candy and chocolate and chips, and, in fact, come the fourth film they sewed the pockets up for most of the cast thanks to me leaving chocolate in there and melting it. So I have sort of a reputation for that.” - Tom 

did I ever tell you I used to read the welsh version of harry potter as a kid

“hogwarts’ fast train”

with such loveable characters as

and of course who could forget the four houses

and possibly the most dignified

Reblog if you're a Slytherin.

gryffindor | ravenclaw | hufflepuff

Pray for the people who were affected in Belgium and for their families. |-/ Peace will win and fear will lose.

“Mom Calling” is a form of entertainment at the Iowa State Fair.

lee jordan: so here on potterwatch we managed to get an exclusive interview with the dark lord himself!

lee jordan: voldy, i gotta say, its an honour

fred weasley on helium: thank you lee, and may i say for the record that i am a massive butthead

lee jordan: you heard it here first folks, the dark lord is in fact a butthead