I Like Haunted Houses In Theory BUT I Have No Idea How To React When The Actors Speak To You. They Ask

Fear

Buff.... Flowey....

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Not ace but bread tastes good

i love when people are like “Oh my god, I couldn’t possibly imagine being asexual, how sad, you’re missing so much…” Bitch!!! You know what’s sad? Being gluten intolerant. If you placed two pills in front of me right now, one which would turn me allosexual and one which would enable me to tear into a freshly-baked oven-warm olive-and-rosemary ciabatta without utterly destroying my body, it would not even be a choice. “hyuhhh-duhhhh aren’t you worried you’ll die alone” aren’t you worried i’ll just launch myself over the bakery counter in our local grocery store one day and stuff croissants in my mouth like a starving racoon til i die and the whole place has to be closed down as a health risk while they peel my bloated body off the linoleum floor? You should be

My friends are so cool and cute and funny and good and nice and hot and god I’m mentally ill

Fall cat yes

will you please take my whimsical ass seriously

don’t mind me jus uploading sailor moon art i forgor to post here but i would like everyone to perceive cringefail rei hino

Chara Timeline Comic Archives

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 5.5 / 6 / 7 / 8 / 9 / *10 / 11 / 12 / 13 / 14 / 15 / 16 / 17 / 18 ….to be continued

*Weird Route: Starting from Part 10

(1) / (2) / (3) / (4) / (5) / (6) ….to be continued

It’s a work in progress.

As a slight warning, the time between these comic posts is usually very long (my life is very busy), so allowing notifications for blog updates may work best for you. Either way thank you for being patient.

These are cool

I should note that I’m talking specifically about the writing ones not the others I just like stories

Favorite Tumblr stories

All of the "humans are space orcs/space Australians"

But Especially the one that ends with "we're the Doctors Without Borders and we're here to help"

"can I ask you a question? ...what was your favorite thing to learn about as a kid?" Tiktok, in which I am both of them

Stabby the Roomba

Todd, the Demon Grandson and his myopic grandmother, and their seven season story arc

The God of Arepo (and the comic that was made from it)

New one: "may you have a life of safety and peace" said the witch, to the warrior, with his dying breath

And the SEQUEL

Concept: Pirates slay a monster mermaid to steal its treasure chest. Pirates open chest, finds a sleepy baby mermaid within. Monster mermaid was using the treasure chest as a cradle. Pirates: 😳😳😳

Cinderella and her face-blind prince

The comic, There Are No Nazis in Valhalla

Beau FUCKING Brummell and modern men's fashion

This Irish hard-shoe dancer, Elizabeth Bullock

Big joy and small joy are the same

The bees will know: inkskinned honey jars

If fantasy creatures had Tumblr discourse

Ballerina Spiderman Miles Morales: "don't YEET the ballerina"

Steve Rogers wakes up "in the hospital"

The "Miette post" & its spiritual successors

Batman + Bruce Wayne "the butts match"

What if Bruce Wayne met Zuko? And Iroh met Alfred, and...

Venus of Willendorf and other paleolithic goddess/fertility figures sculpted by women using their own body as model

Living in a city with superheroes. (3 parts so far!

The A-ha Take On Me dancers tik tok

Chickens will sit on any egg if broody enough. Even an orphaned dragon egg (how DID that get in the brood box?)

Dragon stories from @microsff

Gonna pin this one and start adding links and updates.

Truly

Bowser and Daisy call Luigi baby girl (canon)

Oh my god this is cute

Teeheehee

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