Not ace but bread tastes good
i love when people are like “Oh my god, I couldn’t possibly imagine being asexual, how sad, you’re missing so much…” Bitch!!! You know what’s sad? Being gluten intolerant. If you placed two pills in front of me right now, one which would turn me allosexual and one which would enable me to tear into a freshly-baked oven-warm olive-and-rosemary ciabatta without utterly destroying my body, it would not even be a choice. “hyuhhh-duhhhh aren’t you worried you’ll die alone” aren’t you worried i’ll just launch myself over the bakery counter in our local grocery store one day and stuff croissants in my mouth like a starving racoon til i die and the whole place has to be closed down as a health risk while they peel my bloated body off the linoleum floor? You should be
I watched vita carnis
It was ok but not really scary at all
Cheap jumpscares and meh worldbuilding mostly
The only thing that makes me mad is the way mimics are, like bro anyone could beat these skinny mfs
If I remember correctly they’re only 6ft and can only injure you by biting with incisors which won’t do shit
The mimic in my house getting its ass beat by an actual predator species that doesn’t have dumb anatomy: 😃
If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.
The child
eight years of age
Dear trans people
Your fuckin ballin
I love friends they’re so friend I will kiss them
It seems like there's more positivity on Tumblr than other platforms (*cough*Twitter*cough*). Like, you can say "I love you, bestie." without anyone calling you corny or childish.
Y'know what? Reblog this to let your besties know you love them.
cringe gaymers hanging out. don’t know why but sans always seemed like a rhythm games fan
BONUS:
Dog
Hey uhhh yeah sorry but I accidentally sharpened your boyfriend too much and yeah he broke sorry
this is so so important to me and mine, and I'm asking you to Do Something so I'll respect your time and keep it brief
in the UK, if 100k sign a a government petition it will be brought to Parliament and debated. y'all know this country is suffering from some 80s-style bigotry right now, and this is one symptom: almost 200k fuckholes have come together to force the government to discuss whether it is 'appropriate' to tell children that queer people exist. this is a big symbolic victory for them. and i am burning with fury.
please, if you're from the UK, sign this counter-petition so they can at least see how much of a minority they are. simply put, the attempt to put these bastards in their place isn't gathering enough steam. there are barely 2000 more signatures now than there were this morning (27th January 2023), and that isn't enough. i refuse to let these people feel even a moment of victory or satisfaction. please help.
Everyone has a right to sleeping with your mother. im sorry that it makes you uncomfortable.Pfp by reagumy
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