The Washing Machine And Dryer Fuck Each Other When You're Not Around Btw

In the meantime I discovered that yesterday, in Rome, this happened

Serves him right

Mace Windu really just looked ahsoka tano in the eye and said “citizen” with all the salt in the galaxy. Well windu you will be out the windu in about 20 minutes👀

PJO Winter Headcanons

Percy probably starts decorating for Christmas right after Thanksgiving

During December the whole apartment smells like cookies

Sally bakes them for the kids at camp who don’t have any where to go over the holidays

Percy wears a different sweater everyday

His favorite pair of socks are these bright blue fuzzy socks that warm your feet up with ten seconds of putting them on

When his little sister is older they spend days cutting out paper snowflakes and put them EVERYWHERE

On the walls, in the windows, on the cabinets, EVERYWHERE

Annabeth makes popcorn balls all the time

And she loves watching old Christmas movies

Her favorite sweater is bright red with a little stripe of reindeer

She’s the best at building snow forts

She also takes building snowmen very seriously

Each one has to be perfect

She also really likes building gingerbread people and houses

Percy usually picks off most of the candy after a few days

Annabeth eats some too

In the end they usually end up unsure what to do with the actual gingerbread since neither of them really likes it

At Camp there’s usually a gingerbread house contest held by the Athena cabin

And the Aphrodite cabin usually holds an ugly sweater contest

They also place mistletoe all around camp

The Apollo cabin can usually be found playing different holiday songs

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so you're telling me that aaravos did all of this out of spite? like, the startouch elves killed his daughter for using magic around a human, accusing her of "breaking the cosmic order", so aaravos was like "i'll show you breaking the cosmic order bitches" and proceeded to cause problems on purpose for the next 5,000 something years?

amazing.

Aliens have captured you, and placed you in one of their nature preserves. However, they have sorely miscalculated on two issues: The amount of calories needed to keep a persistence predator sated, and the lethality/brutality of a hangry human.

The six levels of debugging

Marvel Universe NPCs come Avengers 4

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to whatever child was just born at the same time the 100,000th destiel fic was posted on ao3. you may have been conceived on november 5th 2020 and that’s horrible to think about

it’s wild to me how there is literally ZERO correlation between what a piece of media is like and what its fanworks are like. 2014 captain america fans were out there writing poetry and full-on academic papers inside of their fics. sonic the hedgehog and my little pony fandoms are both famous for drawing fetishes you’ve never even heard of. les miserables fans spent most of their energy on college aus. there is literally no consistency or observable pattern and it’s incredible