Marvel Universe NPCs Come Avengers 4

Okay, I came to the tdp party 5 minutes late and WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

What is the deal with Callum being a half-elf? Who the heck is Elarion?! Why Aaravos is so goddamn hot?! WHY THE FUCK EVERYONE DECIDED THAT RUNAAN'S HUSBAND IS CALLED TINKER?

oh my god will it fucking kill you to say “they”

love you guys

I feel like someone went back in time to kill hitler but they fucked up and now this is the climax of the butterfly effect of their mistakes

nothing compares to the calendar on this site. flat fuck friday. the halloween post that always shows up mid july. you see four anime girls and immediately know what day of the week it is. on the ides of march we all wake up and clown on some guy who got stabbed two thousand years ago. last week we celebrated down with cis day. I can’t wait for ever given and nov 5th anniversary memes. anyways have a lovely neil banging out the tunes day

You know the. You know the Femme Fatale "I grew up with 10 brothers so I know how to fight" character?

That's

That's Roy Mustang

Just the opposite.

Roy "I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to disguise covert information reconnaissance as flirting" Mustang.

"I grew up with 10 sisters so I know how to weaponize my sexual charm to disarm others and win favor."

Roy led every higher-up to believe he was just a fuckboy and a manwhore in this for his own ego and that they shouldn't view him as any kind of violent revolutionary like "no sir I'm just a slut."

Roy Mustang.

Ok actually genuine tip for new tumblr users: if you see a post you like and want to reblog but theres a bad/annoying added on bit in the reblog chain feel free to just reblog that post straight from op or the last person who knew how to mind their business

Look I pride myself in never swearing on this account, but after avengers endgame, what the, and I cannot stress this enough,

Eurovision night

Whenever I do worldbuilding I try to keep this image in mind