Nothing Compares To The Calendar On This Site. Flat Fuck Friday. The Halloween Post That Always Shows

I have a really complex relationship with religion, but here’s something positive

oh its the pieces of the death star? oh they’re being inserted into this weapon of mass destruction in the most stunningly horrifying shot ive seen in my life? oh cassian and melshi were really building the weapon that would bring about their deaths all along?

This is the funniest joke I’ve ever made 

I feel like someone went back in time to kill hitler but they fucked up and now this is the climax of the butterfly effect of their mistakes

jyn erso, the chronically abandoned and cassian andor, the man who cannot help but go back 

i’m gonna chew glass

me after episode of andor: this might be the best piece of star wars i’ve ever seen

me after episode 10 of andor: *shaking, crying, throwing up* this might be the best piece of star wars i’ve ever seen

A miserable lesbian and a pathetic bissexual walk into a bar-

sick of star wars theories. if you’re not here to talk about hondo ohnaka being a form of immortal chaos god manifested by the force then get out of my sight

i can't believe jinx and viktor finally met and it was the one time in his life viktor was robbed of his sass