Slasherhomo - "Whenever Feasible, One Should Always Try To Eat The Rude."

How i sleep knowing that my favorite slashers wouldn't kill me because ❤I'm built different❤

getting my abortion, lobotomy, and sex change at hannibal lecter’s

He's a 10 but he kills people in the source material

today another goofy day-

I GOT CUT UP BY MICHAEL MYERS ON THE TOILET LMAO-

Electrified by Jason while camping alone

I just want to clarify that the electrocution that took place on that fateful night was actually the sparks that flew with love at first sight. (cringe slasher fucker take... i'll see myself out)

Now how about the rest of you?

No pressure tags: @lussiane333 @sketchy-rosewitch @megangovier20 @sugarpoppss2 @feralstuf @cool--chicken @crumb @blue-lemon-socks @blurrymango @michaelmyersleftfoot @toxicanonymity @bimbo-superstar @kawaistrawberry21 @myers-meadow @edgychemistincolors @slut-for-guts @spookychick78 @lee-says-things @bogboyfriendbreadslice @1244466666 @homicidal-slvt @hearteyesguy @flowerpsyhosis @testamentia @callmecaspurr @vampiremillk @enigma-system @osirisisv @kutecookibobofficial @holdmyhand @loudtacotidalwave @some-random-bird @my-intrests

And anyone else 🙂

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

who am i if not a slasher whore (and slut)

@ literally everyone of you that simps for the big slashy men...

Yall slasher loving bitches out here ....

No, all i want for Christmas is not you, all i want for Christmas is to see the full Kiss Alternative of the cliff scene