today another goofy day-
cuddling isn't enough i want to make home in your ribs
Y/n: *is holding a stray puppy* Look who I found wandering around all alone~
Michael: *licks lips*
Y/n: Michael no-
The dog:
does this blog LOOK like something a sane person would make
“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land
The pandemic of everyone on here being horny for murder (wo)men is hilarious and devastating in a way that can only happen on Tumblr
Slasher’s S/O: *Waking up to screaming victims and murder*
Slasher: *watching as their S/O coming outside in their robe and drinking coffee*
S/O: mmmm nothing like the smell of blood in the morning
@ literally everyone of you that simps for the big slashy men...
Yall slasher loving bitches out here ....
Y/N : You know, if you ever want to take off your mask around me, you can
Michael : *stares at you before starting to write on a piece of paper*
Y/N : *watching him very intently*
Michael : 'why, you have a mask kink so it doesn't matter?'
Y/N : MICHAEL-
Horror Fan | Hannibal enjoyer | Homo Sewer Rat.
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