I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS

dunkle sans gets nostalgic

its ur duty as an older sibling or cousin to tell as many absurd lies to a child as possible so in the future it develops the critical thinking skills to know which posts on the internet are satire

Do you have any fanfic recs for undertale?

Oh boy DO I! I´ve really been into Undertale fics for the past months so here are some of my favourites:

- My Big Fat Fish Holiday Party by andreabandrea which I recently drew fanart for, so you probably know about it already. It´s about Papyrus and Undyne being besties and pretending to be straight, hands down the funniest Undertale fic I´ve seen thus far.

- The Scientist by talkingsoup, a Gaster-centric fic about him spiralling into madness in his pursuit of resetting time to before the creation of the barrier. Really good character writing and although not explicitly shippy it has some delightfully messed up sanster vibes

- Bandages , Snowdin's Boys and It's Raining Right Here all by kaliawai512. Tbh all of their fics are great, just go through their profile and read whatever piques your interest, it´s all gonna be guaranteed to rule. I mostly read the ones focussed on Sans and Papyrus ofc.

- No Rain by Digi_Wears_Googles, a story focussing on Sans and Frisk post-pacifist ending, basically about the whole concept of Sans still struggling with leaving the resets behind and believing in a future on the surface. Once again, really good characterization, esp. for side characters like Alphys, Undyne and Asgore, too. Finally gonna take this opportunity to recommend my own fics ofc so here goes nothing:

- How to set a broken soul, a multichapter Mercyplates fic - punishment, a Sans-centric story set after an aborted genocide run - of secrets and promises, my attempt at a Soriel one-shot set after the true pacifist ending

as requested- my zine about fat and plus size body types from instagram!💖 happy drawing everyone!

ya’ll mind if i uhhhhhhhhh get drastically personal for a sec

tumblr sexyman kin assingment quiz

this blog is a support group for girls who think they’re being annoying no matter what the context is

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

some aggie drawings !!