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$15 Sketch Commissions: Open!

That’s right! While I don’t know that I ever technically announced that commissions were closed… I’ve definitely been too busy to take them on. But my schedule’s opened up a bit, and so I feel comfortable opening for a limited number of sketch commissions.

If you’d like a piece of art like the examples above–a single character in loose lines and monochrome, with simple shading and basic background–now’s your chance [to be a big shot]! Obviously Undertale-themed commissions are accepted, but I can also draw non-Undertale characters and OCs as long as you provide a reference or description. However, I am not willing to draw NSFW, excessive gore, or robots (nothing against robots they’re just hard to draw :”D), so don’t send those XD You can either DM me or send an ask with your details.

For now, I’ll open for 5 slots to start, filled on a first-come-first serve basis. Once those are filled, I will not take more commissions until they are complete and delivered. After that, I may open again depending on my schedule. Payment can be taken via Paypal or Ko-fi, and I’ll start your piece once I receive the full amount due.

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As always, even if you can’t commission me, reblogs help spread the word! Thank you!

reigen arataka, greatest psychic of the 21st century, esteemed internet sex symbol. crowned twink supreme by winning 69% of the votes on anitwt, crowned ultimate dilf days later, and current lead for the anitwt milf off by a landslide. most recently, though, has just lost the poll for the title of ultimate tumblr sexyman to sans undertale by 0.1% of 244,809 votes total - culminating responses from the official japanese and english mp100 twitters, various industry professionals, and a fanfic from toby fox himself.

all of this within the span of six fucking days

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the marauders as random kid memes i found :)

sirius

barty and/or evan

marlene

remus

regulus

james (or sirius, honesty)

the marauders “watching” harry

remus and marlene, probably

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

papyrus undertale does a swear

ko-fi

lil survey: reblog if you are gay + love pasta 

being alive is so fucking scary but god do i love to love!!!! i love to love!!! i was put here to love. so much of life is so uncertain and unpredictable. but my love will be constant if i let it.

you think ur so funny don't u

crash

This first thing I thought when I woke up from surgery was I am so hungry and I need ramen right now! but the second thing I thought was Oh my god, I'm safe.

I was safe.

I thought about having kids someday, but the thought was always divorced from the concept of having to grow them in my body. Whenever I thought about it, I would either start screaming or my mind would shut down. My worst nightmares featured discovering I was pregnant, and realizing I would have to keep it, and go through childbirth. I was terrified.

I got the surgery, and realized I was safe, and I never had those nightmares ever again. It was like finding out I was bulletproof.

Later, I looked at the broken condom, and I didn't see my life flash before my eyes. I didn't see my hopes and dreams turn to ash as I pivoted all my energy into a child I didn't want. I didn't see a possibility of starvation or homelessness because my already modest income went to a child I couldn't afford. I didn't see my disabled body becoming further disabled, or killed, by a pregnancy that I didn't want.

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