THOR ODINSON In Avengers: Endgame (2019) Everyone Fails At Who They’re Supposed To Be, Thor. The Measure

catra looked so sad when no one laughed at her joke :(( 

continuing to rewatch ninjago and while this is funny the real question is not what kind of fruit is black but…zane is right there so what kind of fruit is WHITE?

Bruh, those end scenes with Logan and Ororo got me dead.

Here are some best of wolverines. He is just as angry as everyone remembers but with a whole lot more 90s jokes. The 8 minutes are worth it I swear. I don’t know if this was reposted before but It needs to be shared. 

The joke started with: “Nightcrawler, what do your Elf eyes see?” and just sorta got away from me after that.

THIS IS PEAK COMEDY.

He looks like Crowley as a ninja playing paintball

you: h-

me: *shoving the pic of my lovely boi up on ur face*

Groot #6 (2015)

written by Jeff Loveness art by Brian Kesinger

Kids being unimpressed with their superhero parents: a continuing saga

Favorite annotations in my new trumpet part

So, in my art history class today, my professor was talking about something that is so fuckin awesome.

These are warrior shields from the Wahgi people of Papua New Guinea. The warriors paint them with imagery meant to symbolize animals who have traits they wish to embody in battle. These depictions are intended to give the person using it the powers of what they’re depicting.

Now. Look at this Wahgi shield:

Hmm. That looks a bit different from the others.

That looks VERY different. Why, it looks like

The Phantom… American comic book character by Lee Falk. And that’s because it is.

The Wahgi people were isolated from the rest of the “modern” world until 1933. They came into contact with WWII service men who shared some aspects of western culture with the tribesmen. In particular, they showed them the comic books they read while shipped out. The Wahgi loved them. In particular, the Wahgi adored the stories of the Phantom, who wasn’t even particularly popular in its home of America.

He is so popular that the few Wahgi who can read english will read the comics out loud in the village center and hold out the pages for everyone to see, so the whole tripe can enjoy them and marvel at the Phantom’s might in battle.

They identify with the Phantom because he came from a jungle territory, like them, wore a mask to fight, like them, and came from a long line of warriors, which the Wahgi, who worshiped their ancestors, deeply respected. Further, despite not really having superpowers, the Phantom is strong, clever, and incredibly fast. He was so fast that his enemies began to believe that he was impervious to bullets and could not be killed.

Therefore, the Wahgi began painting HIM on their shields to invoke HIS abilities in battle. There are TONS of Phantom-Wahgi shields out there.

So, you might think that you’re huge comic book fan, but the Wahgi have taken their Phantom fandom to the next level and have made the Phantom a fucking talisman to carry into battle for strength.