sirius and regulus are eavesdropping on their parents while they’re discussing politics, and are texting each other whatever they hear.
sirius: did she just say that voldy’s going to enforce a marshmallow?
regulus: a martial law, you gormless git.
head canon:
george and fred stole the marauders map on a rainy day, when they finally figured out how to open and use it, a loud rumble of thunder broke out through the soft pitter patters of the raindrops hitting the window, it was as if the sky was congratulating them for it.
but the sky wasn’t, it was actually james potter, watching them from above and cheering them on with all the power he had.
the owner of this account, along with the marauders, would like to wish all their muslim supporters a very happy eid 🤍🤍
he said we were endgame, turns out we were just infinity war.
gm friends !
let’s all think about how peter pettigrew was the marauders’ biggest prank.
james and remus watching sirius and regulus fight because one stared at the other for a bit too long.
james: i don’t get why those two are so angry all the damn time.
remus: short people are closer to hell.
the marauders (and their incorrect quotes writer) are very engrossed in the depp heard trial.
everyone here is team depp! (you might wanna check on snivvy though, he might be team heard. but hey! you didn’t hear it from us!)
RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!
rip sirius black, you would’ve loved all the jake gyllenhaal slander.
HC:
all the marauders got matching “the marauders are here” tattoos over their hearts.
but before betraying the potters, peter had the “are” on his chest crossed out and replaced with “were”.
-1975-
james: snape will never have a love life.
remus: someone’s bound to find him…tolerable.
james: how about we place a bet?
remus: 5 galleons.
-1993-
remus: *takes one look at snape, and immediately runs out, looking up at the sky*
remus: COME BACK YOU ARSE, I OWE YOU 5 GALLEONS!
a bunch of shitposts from a sirius black kinnie, what could possibly go wrong?anti-JKR, anti-dumbledore and anti-snape account18+
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