Sirius: *places A Newly Rolled Blunt On The Street*

headcanon 1 about the potter brothers:

sirius finding out he was fruity, and immediately panicking, thinking of the worst case scenario of how james would react and how he might lose his brother.

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james finding out he was fruity, and immediately pulling out a checklist labeled “things sirius and i have in common.” and checking the “sexuality” box. then rushing over to tell sirius because he’s so excited to have something new to bond with his brother over.

the marauders as the types of people you’d see on eid day! (eid at the prongs household)

wakes everyone up at 6am bc family is coming over: james.

is having the time of their life cooking in the kitchen or making all kinds of desserts: peter

spends HOURS getting ready, so they have to be woken up extra early: sirius and marlene.

gets dragged by their feet to go to eid prayers: sirius

“give me the fucking money” : remus and regulus.

hands out money in cute little envelopes: mary and lily.

uses a money shooter and enjoys watching the battle royale as everyone dives to the ground to collect as much money as possible: sirius and regulus // euphemia and fleamont.

steals all the money from the kids: dorcas.

sirius: i feel like i absorb the positive energy from the people around me.

remus: so you’re kind of like a dementor?

sirius: no, i don’t suck the joy out of people.

remus: debatable.

sirius: WHATDOYOUMEAN?!

We stan!!!!

chaotic good

sirius and regulus are eavesdropping on their parents while they’re discussing politics, and are texting each other whatever they hear.

sirius: did she just say that voldy’s going to enforce a marshmallow?

regulus: a martial law, you gormless git.

plot: regulus and sirius are secretly on the facetime with each other.

regulus: mother says that my “night time calls have to stop” she thinks i’m being too disruptive while she and father are trying to sleep.

sirius: aren’t old people supposed to be, i don’t know…hard of hearing? like, what’s up with the spidey sense luv? you tryna sleep or eavesdrop?

regulus: *bursts out laughing, eventually losing balance and falling off his chair*

sirius: *bursts out laughing at regulus, and ends up falling off his bed*

both of them stayed on their floors, staring at each others’ foreheads in the camera frame, wheezing with laughter for about 10 minutes.

me: i don’t chase, i attract.

the guy i like: *exists*

me:

the marauders are at a party.

sirius: *shit-faced drunk, dancing horribly on a table.*

remus: *sighing* love is blind.

james: *also shit-faced drunk, singing horribly on a makeshift stage.*

regulus: *facepalming* love is also deaf…tone-deaf.

james and remus watching sirius and regulus fight because one stared at the other for a bit too long.

james: i don’t get why those two are so angry all the damn time.

remus: short people are closer to hell.

plot: sirius got dumped.

james: do you feel like you weren’t enough? is that why you feel so choked by your emotions?

sirius: i know i’m not enough, otherwise he wouldn’t have left me.

marlene: did you get the weird breathing trouble yet?

sirius: what, asthma? i’ve had that for ages.

james and marlene: *burst out laughing*

sirius: *gives in and starts laughing through his tears*