The Cute Aggression Is So Intense I Punch Holes In My Wall.

Dude, what if I fed you poison to put an end to your suffering, and then massaged your throat to help you swallow said poison while we made eye contact and stuff, idk. Bro that’d be like, super weird, unless…?

Crozier by the end of the series:

The gang’s all here 😭

Hickey at any given moment:

Crozier: *Asking for Ned to do some of the most physically demanding and emotionally taxing tasks*

Meanwhile….

Ned:

This is fucked up…I’m (not) sorry.

How I think the terror lieutenants would pose for their school photos:

Little:

Hodgson:

Irving:

Three posts in one day!…you guys are so lucky I’m manic rn.

Why does late game Ned always look like someone just poured water over his head, and then called him a slur?

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Except that one magical moment were he smiles:

Now everyone say, “Thank you Mr. Jopson for being one of the reasons Ned can express joy.”

They in fact did not find the northwest passage, just a *friendly* bear

The bear in question:

You would think after the first ball of metal you swallowed you’d be suspicious, but gruel is gruel. 🤷‍♀️

You’re missing the point, nerd.