Fitzjames: If You Want Respect. Earn It. Or Are You Determined To Be The Worst Kind Of First As Well?

*Hickey texting Billy after a third breakup*

Hickey: The overwhelming self-destructive urge to go for a midnight drive when the edible hits is like the feeling an animal gets when its leg is stuck in a snare

Billy: Cornelius, do not come over

Hickey: nom nom nom *sends eta*

I mean…yeah.

Collins: *vividly describes how he’s suffering from major depression*

Dr. Stanley: That’s cool. Have you tried being happy?

Collins:

Diaper baby

Jirving fucks - confirmed

Jacko playlist but its just the song “This Monkey’s Gone to Heaven” by The Pixies.

Crozier during and after getting into that fight with his wife (fitzjames):

“It wasn’t your fault, Fitzjames. You never could have predicted someone was gonna su*c*de bomb your party”- my friend after watching this scene

Damn say less…