Crozier During And After Getting Into That Fight With His Wife (fitzjames):

Why does late game Ned always look like someone just poured water over his head, and then called him a slur?

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Except that one magical moment were he smiles:

Now everyone say, “Thank you Mr. Jopson for being one of the reasons Ned can express joy.”

Crozier: *Asking for Ned to do some of the most physically demanding and emotionally taxing tasks*

Meanwhile….

Ned:

Me: *explaining the plot of The Terror to convert another to the horde*

Them:

Diaper baby

This is fucked up…I’m (not) sorry.

Jacko playlist but its just the song “This Monkey’s Gone to Heaven” by The Pixies.

“And stay out!”

Lt. Irving after telling someone they’re going to hell:

I love this little bible thumper ❤️