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A Good Old-Fashioned Midwestern Apocalypse

You’ve heard of “thanks, I hate it,” but allow me to introduce to you:

the happy ending he deserved

“my battery is low and it’s getting dark” is so hauntingly human, so crushingly lonely. I can’t articulate the deep, profound ache that sentence evokes. It’s acceptance and defeat and terror and sadness all at once, all from one tiny machine we asked to explore the stars for us.

So I guess I’m living in a dictatorship now. That’s fun.

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: I’m currently bawling my eyes out over the destruction via draconic reactor explosion on a Minecraft mod video series despite the explosion being half faked and I’m not sure what this says about my range of emotions right now but it’s a prime mix of melancholy, nostalgia and guilt over something virtual that I never even had any part in. I was a silent observer but now there is nothing to observe

i love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. i have a friend who got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap

id like to present to you my proposal for a Michigan-less super lake

Lake No More Michigan

The whole voltron fandom rn: