*Comments Under An Image Of A Really Hot Knife Cutting Bread*

Xavier: Relationships should be 50/50. Simon cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.

Rhonda: Quinn and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Quinn: Sentences.

Rhonda: Don't interrupt me.

Charley: Wow, Yuri, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Yuri: We literally slept together yesterday.

Charley: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

Xavier: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Simon: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

Xavier: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.

Simon: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.

Simon: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Xavier: I wrote you a poem.

Simon, already crying: You did?

Wally, holding in his laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Janet: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it is incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Wally:

Wally: Water you doing?

SHE LOVES THEM

xavier remains my beloved rn tbh his arc is so incredibly funny. guy cheats on his gf. gf is dead. guy helps investigate gfs death. guy gets run over by not dead gf. guy dies for a couple minutes. guy sees ghosts. guy immediately all in upon being told dead gf is actually getting bodysnatched and we gotta save her

STUNNING BEAUTIFUL AMAZING OH MY GODDDDDD

my paint marker just did not want to be a paint marker anymore don’t mind that LMAO

i love yuri so much he makes me giggle n shit like yes anything for you