Xavier Remains My Beloved Rn Tbh His Arc Is So Incredibly Funny. Guy Cheats On His Gf. Gf Is Dead. Guy

Wally: My stomach growled super loud in French.

Wally: I would like to clarify, my stomach did not speak in French. It growled during French class.

Maddie: Bonjour.

Rhonda: Le growl.

Charley: Hon hon hon, feed me a baguette.

Maddie: How do Wally and Charley usually get out of these messes?

Rhonda: They don't, Cherry Pop. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

Xavier, texting Claire: Claire! Help I'm being kidnapped!

Claire texting back: Where are you?

Xavier still texting: I'm with some strange person. In a car. Help!

Claire sending one last message: I'll call Simon.

Simon, answering his cell: Hey, what’s up?

Claire: Where's Xavier? He texted me that he’s being kidnapped.

Simon: Xavier? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me-

Simon:

Simon: I'll call you back.

*hangs up*

Simon: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN'T THAT BAD!

Xavier: WHO ARE YOU?!

how i feel coming out of nowhere whenever my hyperfixation is mentioned

Rhonda: Why are your tongues purple?

Maddie: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Wally: I had a red one.

Rhonda: oh.

Rhonda:

Rhonda: OH.

Charley:

Charley: You drank eachothers slushies?

We’re all alike I swear 💀 I have a savier fic coming out soon (read as: eventually)! I swear I need to read them together so badly, someone PLEASE step up and bless our eyes 🥺🙏 I’ll love u forever

um so where the fuck are all the simon x xavier edits at….like y’all ain’t seeing the gay chemistry between them…they’re bfs 🫶

and nicole and claire are gfs. and so are rhonda & quinn…like??? they’re all gay 2 me.

Charley: You bought a taco?

Wally: Yes.

Charley: From the same truck that hit Rhonda?!

Wally, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.

Mr. Martin: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

IDK IF YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN THE OG VIDEO BEFORE BUT I CAN HEAR STINKYASHERS VOICE IN MY HEAD READING IT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

Simon: hey just double checking but you cleared your calendar for dinner tomorrow night right? I'm dying to go to that new place like I can't-

Xavier: *confused stare*

Simon: oh sorry. Dinner. tomorrow. Me!

Xavier: YAY!! *Claps*