The Spirit Is Unwilling And The Flesh It Feels Not So Good Also

Seth better start dressing Paul in immaculate gay ass fits like those posh people do with their pomeranians

the black family are so catholic guilt coded in my head

this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for

yknow what. being the only female looking person in a game of dodgeball is fucking wild bro

girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.

Jason and Danny start dating, and then at some point Vlad shows up to a Wayne charity gala while Danny is there with Dan, Ellie, and Jackie. Vlad spots Ellie, and confronts her. Ellie yells stranger danger, and Vlad says something along the lines of "I am your FATHER". Hence followed by "You're not my real mom! Jason is my real mom!". (Logic is: Danny=Dad. Remembers having a Mom and a Dad. Therefore, other parent=Mom.) Then Vlad gets weird looks while he tries to figure out who the fuck Jason is.

Jason walks up, having heard the commotion, and says "Yo." Vlad scoffs at him, and says "And who are you?" To which, Jason replies: "Her mom, apparently."

alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"

cads and wastrels

fellow scoundrels

ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea

beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances

entities of interest

paying audience members & assorted freeloaders

the fbi's most and least wanted

discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening

esteemed gutter filth

“face the truth as it is instead” disintegrated him

10!

Eng, Tur, Esp, Jap, Bosnian, Croatian, Swedish, German, Finnish and Russian :D

Ohh how many languages are included in your top 100 songs? I have 9