Jason and Danny start dating, and then at some point Vlad shows up to a Wayne charity gala while Danny is there with Dan, Ellie, and Jackie. Vlad spots Ellie, and confronts her. Ellie yells stranger danger, and Vlad says something along the lines of "I am your FATHER". Hence followed by "You're not my real mom! Jason is my real mom!". (Logic is: Danny=Dad. Remembers having a Mom and a Dad. Therefore, other parent=Mom.) Then Vlad gets weird looks while he tries to figure out who the fuck Jason is.
Jason walks up, having heard the commotion, and says "Yo." Vlad scoffs at him, and says "And who are you?" To which, Jason replies: "Her mom, apparently."
*sighs* the garden gnomes are invading my dreamscape again
it’s so crazy how many mid movies r made every year that u wouldve never learned abt if ur mutual didnt want to fuck an actor that plays in them
How do I explain to normal people at my job that tomorrow is the biggest holiday of the year but only on this one website
(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts
‘Free Luigi’ billboard has gone up in lower Manhattan the evening before his next court appearance.
things that are enjoyable:
showers
things that are not enjoyable:
getting in the shower
getting out of the shower
i cannot put into words how much i dont like zak brown's vibes
Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers