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Every episode of malevolent is just

Arthur: Yknow I’m so glad we’re working through our issues, and I genuinely see you as a friend

John: Me too

Five minutes later

John:EAT SHIT AND DIE

Arthur:I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

since people are starting to see my mcd posts, i want y’all to know that i’m madly in love with vylad ro’meave and that i also think he’s criminally underrated. i’m surviving on mere SCRAPS of content here.

i love him so much. like genuinely. his character potential was fumbled horrifically and i stand by that

Sometimes when Merlin is trending without a reason, I think it is just Merlin checking if Arthur is back.

Since Tumblr would be the first to know if the Once and Future King is back.

Au. Before the Trojan war when Ares and Ody are asked to try to get along.

(Ares and Ody are sitting awkwardly across from each other.)

Ody: So, Athena asked us to try finding what we have in common.

Ares: We both want this to end. Done. (Stands up)

Ody: Yeah, but I don't think that's what she meant....uh, I love Penelope and you love Aphrodite.

Ares: That's true. (Sits back down) Aphrodite's amazing.

Ody (with a goofy grin): Penelope just has the brightest laugh.

Ares (head in hand): Aphrodite's so smart and pretty.

(Hours later, they're kicking their feet in the air while on their stomachs)

Ody (gleefully): And then this one time, Penelope made this little snort sound!

Ares (gasping): You're kidding! Aphrodite does that too! It's adorable!

Ody: I know right!

(Penelope and Aphrodite are about to enter the room. Athena stops them.)

Athena: Don't do in there. You'll be a distraction.

Penelope (confused): There's so much giggling in that room. We wanted to see what was going on.

Athena:...bonding.

Aphrodite: Between who?

Athena (directing them both away from the room): You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

If I had a nickel for every time there was a Scottish character named Colin in a podcast. I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.

The Jurgen Leitner rant except it's Kayne from malevolent I love him with a burning hatred.

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