'They should fire Liam'
'They should promote Yuki'
'Bring back Ricciardo'
'They shouldn't have fired Checo'
'They're gonna get Colapinto'
Actually the only contracts that they should revise are horner's and helmut marko's. And by revise I mean. rip apart. set on fire. throw the ashes on completely different points of the world so they can never ever be put back together or even try to resemble a redbull contract
being a mclaren/landoscar fan over the course of this season has tested my emotional capabilities like no other because it started out as "sunshine and giggles and heart eyes and young team with future wdc with so much talent and osc and HEART EYES" and "yay look! p4, p3, p2 we're actually good this year"
and then out of fucking NOWHERE it turned into "championship battle. out for blood. lando and oscar have beef now. aren't supporting one another. rivalry. it's all pr and they hate each other. two young stars with wdc potential are going to kill one another." and "ferrari ass strategies. mclaren keeps fumbling again and again. lando can't start to save his life. papaya rules. FERRARI ass strategies."
like damn what in the lewis hamilton to ferrari switch up was that i was not prepared and almost did not survive
crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read
and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you
like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors
“Your rear wing passed all the tests. Congrats you gamed the system and brought some good innovation to your design. But everyone is calling us a joke. Like more than usual. Sooooo you still have to change it.”
- the FIA to McLaren this morning, probably
george: Max is violent, he’s a bully, he can’t handle adversity
max: Lol okay drama queen, anyway i’m having a kid. YAAY
*2025 RedBull’s garage, the freshly new teammates make their first media appearance together*
Yuki: Hi guys, I am happy to be part of this team. Looking forward to the rest of the season and hoping to make the team proud. It’s going to be cool as fuck.
Max: shit, Yuki, you shouldn’t say fuck.
Yuki: fuck, did I say fuck? I am sorry! Wait, you just said shit!
Max: fuck, did I? Shit I did!
Yuki: oh, fuck.
Max: fuck indeed.
There are no words to adequately describe how obsessed with this I am 😭
From redbullracing on Instagram
Lando: “Thanks Oscinha.”
charlos breakup this, charlos breakup that. WHAT ABOUT THEM
I know there's certainly a team of competent lawyers, but I can't get my mind off George in his little terrace with a cup of tea in his hand, a blanket on his lap and his cozy cardigan setting the fia on fire on a microsoft word document