being a mclaren/landoscar fan over the course of this season has tested my emotional capabilities like no other because it started out as "sunshine and giggles and heart eyes and young team with future wdc with so much talent and osc and HEART EYES" and "yay look! p4, p3, p2 we're actually good this year"
and then out of fucking NOWHERE it turned into "championship battle. out for blood. lando and oscar have beef now. aren't supporting one another. rivalry. it's all pr and they hate each other. two young stars with wdc potential are going to kill one another." and "ferrari ass strategies. mclaren keeps fumbling again and again. lando can't start to save his life. papaya rules. FERRARI ass strategies."
like damn what in the lewis hamilton to ferrari switch up was that i was not prepared and almost did not survive
LANDO NORRIS via McLaren
I fear it’s over for us Danny ric fans
okay anyway.
carcharlando.mp4 ↳ inspired by this post
'They should fire Liam'
'They should promote Yuki'
'Bring back Ricciardo'
'They shouldn't have fired Checo'
'They're gonna get Colapinto'
Actually the only contracts that they should revise are horner's and helmut marko's. And by revise I mean. rip apart. set on fire. throw the ashes on completely different points of the world so they can never ever be put back together or even try to resemble a redbull contract
I bet on Franco.
“Your rear wing passed all the tests. Congrats you gamed the system and brought some good innovation to your design. But everyone is calling us a joke. Like more than usual. Sooooo you still have to change it.”
- the FIA to McLaren this morning, probably
Random Housewives taglines that I think fit certain drivers.
"i knew he'd hit the brakes, he has a wife and two kids at home"
nico rosberg is a triple threat. haunting the narrative, being haunted by the narrative, and sometimes narrating the narrative (on sky sports)