killing myself, I didn't get tickets x
*2025 RedBull’s garage, the freshly new teammates make their first media appearance together*
Yuki: Hi guys, I am happy to be part of this team. Looking forward to the rest of the season and hoping to make the team proud. It’s going to be cool as fuck.
Max: shit, Yuki, you shouldn’t say fuck.
Yuki: fuck, did I say fuck? I am sorry! Wait, you just said shit!
Max: fuck, did I? Shit I did!
Yuki: oh, fuck.
Max: fuck indeed.
the other teams saw williams fire logan before his contract ended and said "wait we can do that ?" and have all replicated it in varying degrees of scandal since
ferrari's satisfaction test ; a 1655 poem — who do you trust with tribute here, when you've been chewed up and spat back out ?
major inspiration comes from here
my boy went from "how the fuck did they got .64?" to "i'd love to understand how they got .64" in seconds. pr got his ass 🕊
"anti norris" "anti piastri" shut the fuck up those are my babies
perhaps it's because i'm also a football fan, and i'm so used to brushing off vitriol that's ever thriving because that's just the sport, but most of lando's haters are so fucking soft, it hurts to see.
you claim you want 'cunty f1' back, yet you constantly berate lando for being 'whiny' when things don't go his way. charles does the same thing, but because it's charles and he's more 'champion material' or whatever the fuck you guys say, you'll deem it as him being determined and wanting to push himself to the top.
lando doesn't say a thing, you'll claim he's not 'worthy of winning the championship because he's not competitive enough' and 'doesn't care'.
you call lando racist, and granted, what he said in miami was not favourable in the slightest, and i'll 100% hold him accountable for that, but let's not forget the fact that he's mentioned he doesn't like trump before in one of his streams, and how he took part in the blm demonstration (whether just for pr or not, i'll still take my liberties and allow this one to count as it was a public display). or how he's never displayed some sort of alliance with trump's convictions before trump was (out of lando's control) invited to miami.
you absolutely cannot sit there and be a max fan, but beneath the table shoot lando in the foot when max is heavily involved with a notoriously racist's daughter. and let's not even forget max being completely flippant and dismissive when asked about piquet calling lewis a racial slur.
at the end of the day, lando is only human, i will admit he has said things that don't put him in the greatest of lights, but we're all acting as if people haven't said worse. i could compare him to seb and say that vettel literally roamed the grid being public enemy number one for a long time, but people will say that they're not on the same level to be compared. and i agree, however we have to give lando the chance to get there and not criticize his journey in doing so.
let lando make mistakes, let him fumble, let him be whiny and bratty on the track, but let's remember he is second in the championship standings. yes, he's most likely not winning it, but it's honourable enough for someone who just won his first race this year.
we're so used to seeing people have such a confident, upfront attitude with the championship that when someone who isn't as self assured is 'contending', they're deemed as unworthy, no matter how hard they try. you can't expect someone to be perfect without giving them the room to become perfect.
from @neferaskingdom
and then from @pucksandpower
The Schuyler Sisters Leclerc Siblings
Did this video need to be made? Absolutely not. Did I spend hours putting it together anyway because my brain wouldn't let me stop? Yes. Somebody help me.