This Is Just A Reminder That Nebularomantic And Nebulasexual People Exist: We Are Very Confused/Confusing

Humans Are Crazy

Aliens have such different gender and biology from humans that none of them menstruate. So imagine this.

Alien: Human Steve, why did I find blood on the lavatory floor?

Steve: Oh, that's just Karen.

Alien: What??

Steve: Human females bleed from their reproductive organs once every month for five to seven days.

Alien: wHAT?!

Steve, calmly: Yeah, they can lose enough blood in a lifetime to kill ten grown men.

Alien: WHaT ?!?!

Karen, walking in: Steve, I need A FUCKING break. And chocolate. And a heating pad. I'll be in my sleeping quarters. Also, I threw up.

Steve: Okay, take the day off, I'll bring you your stuff in a bit.

Alien: *jots down in notebook* Human females are indestructible and fearsome. Regard them with respect.

EDIT: I swear, if this is the thing that makes me Tumblr famous, I’m gonna blow a braincell. And I don’t have many of those left, so…

Edit 2: Guys. Guys. What?! My grumpy menstrual rant is in no way worthy of being tumblr famous. *is mildly to severely confused/thankful/bumfuddled*

Edit 3: Why is this still getting notes wtf

Edit 4: STOP REBLOGING THISSSSSS

edit 5: if you like this, go look at these:

This is now a masterlist.

Happy bday Hyunjin!

We're proud of you, Hwang. Congrats on 24!

Chapters: 2/? Fandom: The Crystalline Trilogy Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Characters: Tskio Aioru Additional Tags: Fluff, Angst, LOTS of violence, Original Series, hybrid races, Fantasy, Sci-Fi Series: Part 1 of The Crystalline Trilogy Summary:

Book One of the Crystalline Trilogy.

why the actual h*ck do I see more tumblr memes on pinterest than on LITERAL TUMBLR?!

”diversity is bad”

-shroomie’s apparently racist, sexist, and homophobic lil’ bro

“NO GAYS”

“I’m not racist! And I’m not sexist! Maybe I am. Idc. I will not stop being homophobic, though.”

I wholly believe that I could have a sitcom. Why? My life is both crappy and hilarious at the same time, also known as ✨️peak comedy✨️.

Characters include 1, Me: Asexual Teen Blogger Beginning Cosplayer Homeschooler, 2, My Weirdass Besties: A. Pansexual Gymnast with Mommy Issues, B. Heterosexual Dragon Enthusiast Introvert, and C. Genderfluid Chinese K-pop Stan who loves the band Ghost, 3, My Parents: Business Director Mom who is divorcing my Dad, ADHD DnD DM who is allergic to cats and yet pets every cat he sees, and 4, my Grandma: Old Christian lady who used to be a Seamstress who laughs at my mom and my sex jokes.

And featuring Siblings: Anger Issues Gamer who is currently obsessed with FNAF, and Feral Cat How To Train Your Dragon Obsessive Sociopath who has a hyperfixation on Squishmallows.

I need a title.

yay! *giggles in adhd*

You are beautiful in your own, warped little way!

I feel so called out

Ever just see somebody talking to themselves in public?

Wonder what's going on in there?

Mumbling? Tics? Reciting lines? Thinking of a memory?

Or on the other side.

Talking to headmates? Alters? Imaginary friends?

You'll never know.

I like to call this phenomenon

Schrödinger's Chat

DOES ANYONE EVER TAKE OUT THEIR HEADPHONES AND STICK THEIR FINGER IN THEIR EAR TO GET THE EARWAX OUT AND THEN YOUR EAR HAIRS GO BACK INTO PLACE AND IT FEELS WEIRD, LIKE THERE’S A BUG IN YOUR EAR?!

Excuse me, but we'd like to refer you to the Genshin Impact fandom.

-The MHA fandom

mha HAS to be the horniest fandom ive ever been in