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when my raspberries have started to mold after 2 days 

im eating the gemstones in the museum gift shop i like the taste

remember those bots on this site that said “bro it’s weekend join me in my gay heaven?” that was god and we missed the train

Wait y’all have morals?

oh yeah don’t worry about my leg bouncing, i’m fine. that’s just a thing i do when i’m bored, or excited, or nervous, or alive

practice social distancing by going to one of those vampire castles where the vampire will encourage you to stay for dinner but you have to sit at opposite ends of an extremely long table

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

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i love showering it's literally like... im clean now! lol. and i no longer have mental illnesses

I need to be successful so I can behave the way I want and be considered eccentric instead of insane