I Need To Be Successful So I Can Behave The Way I Want And Be Considered Eccentric Instead Of Insane

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

ive got nothing new to say i should be shot

can i see more guys

eahy

Tom Nook: Do you mind if I invite my old museum curator friend, Blathers?

Me, visibly sobbing: You tell that old son of a bitch to come home

she babel on my tower till I ἐπιούσιον

add another clove of garlic im not driving

nobody talk to me, thinking about the poetic eroticism of mushroom omelette with chives

dog teeth #317

i llove this im shaking like a small dog

society if we were all autistic (imagine a picture of a bunch of trains)