Adhd Is Fun Bc Everything I Got Taught Is Backwards

You've probably seen polls about "Would you sing for X minutes / in front of X many people / etc. for $" before. Well. Here's another one!

If you sing a song in front of 50,000 people, you get a million dollars... but this time, you don't get to pick the song.

Spin this wheel of song options, and that's what you have to sing in front of a stadium full of people. You will have 30 minutes to prepare.

AND HERE COME MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE WITH A STEEL CHAIR

halflings love their new giant children

you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me

beautiful bedrooms in ikea's 1996 catalogue

Singing Gimme Stitches by the Foo Fighters after having to go to the ER to get stitches is comedy gold and everyone who laughed when I did it agrees with me.

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to have an unemployable skillset