Singing Gimme Stitches By The Foo Fighters After Having To Go To The ER To Get Stitches Is Comedy Gold

I've been thinking about this amazing pattern for days....

BEHOLD

rainbow croak army

there is a black one that looks like an orca and one color of leather bag

rb for sample size etc etc !! <3

For the midterm you need to kill yourself

My audio posts keep blowing up so here’s a compilation of some of my favourite clips.

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There was another, who came before you

He was a hero, and your brother and my son

He fought the darkness...

...the darkness won.

The Randomizer

How do people write papers on things they don't care about? I'm asking for a friend.

Laika's still up there. not her body, sure, but her soul is. i saw it through my telescope one night when i was looking for aliens. she was sniffing for table scraps under saturn's ring. she chases comets and bites down on satellites. i saw her napping by neptune, she was kicking her feet. passing through the oort cloud is like the stroke of a hand on her fur. eyes like marbles and four little paws like flames. she bobs through jupiter's moons like cold moscow streets. up there the stars are a great big field. and look, she's running so fast. god damn, look at her go.