People Will Tell Me To Touch Grass And I Am Just Like "I Live In The FUCKING Desert What Grass????"

People will tell me to Touch Grass and I am just like "I live in the FUCKING desert what grass????"

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2 years ago
Beautiful Bedrooms In Ikea's 1996 Catalogue
Beautiful Bedrooms In Ikea's 1996 Catalogue
Beautiful Bedrooms In Ikea's 1996 Catalogue
Beautiful Bedrooms In Ikea's 1996 Catalogue

beautiful bedrooms in ikea's 1996 catalogue

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Strawberry Hill House—a Gothic Revival Villa That Was Built In Twickenham, London 1749
Strawberry Hill House—a Gothic Revival Villa That Was Built In Twickenham, London 1749
Strawberry Hill House—a Gothic Revival Villa That Was Built In Twickenham, London 1749
Strawberry Hill House—a Gothic Revival Villa That Was Built In Twickenham, London 1749

Strawberry Hill House—a Gothic Revival villa that was built in Twickenham, London 1749

11 months ago
Glacier National Park, MT - 1976
Glacier National Park, MT - 1976

Glacier National Park, MT - 1976

4 years ago

I had exactly one good experience with an ungodly amount of caffeine in my system and my brain instantly started thinking of a way to get an even more ungodly amount of caffeine into my body and so far I have come up with:

Make coffee with a Bang instead of water (it won't taste good but that's already a heart attack waiting to happen)

Make some of that high caf tea that I have but replace the water with the satanic coffee

Drink it and either fight God or just fuckin die I guess.

This shit would have about 600 ml of caffeine in it. It's not as bad as J Juice but that is for another day.


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1 year ago
Well This Is A New One.

Well this is a new one.

9 months ago

saw this exact post but about DVDs by not-a-space-alien and felt the need to check something

1 year ago

hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???

i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)

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