I Had Exactly One Good Experience With An Ungodly Amount Of Caffeine In My System And My Brain Instantly

Highlights from last night's 1 AM jackbox game:

(in a comic about bird watchers) "how can you tell it's a __?" " The fear in its eyes."

"what's another use for a melon baller?" "Eyeballs."

"What's a way to react to being pulled over by a cop in a small town?" "DAD?!"

In Trivia Murder Party, I was the only one who knew where the 2010 Winter Olympics were held (it's Vancouver) and the only answer I gave when my friends wondered why I knew that was "I'm Canadian."

A t-shirt with the caption "It's one of those Kaiju lookin motherfuckers." paired with a poorly drawn face.

A gingerbread man labelled "Nepotism"

A buff Toad from Mario labelled "Dad"

I don't remember what the picture was but the caption was "Hubris"

It might have been a badly drawn squidward

Another one was labelled "Noot-Nooy"

"Deoe for president 2020"

Someone literally drew Nyan cat

"Hey Tod? What the fuck."

A poorly drawn gun labeled "Gun"

wait isnt gender over today

the real question is how the fuck did persephone only manage to eat 6 pomegranate seeds. theyre like the fucking cocaine of fruit you cant eat just 6 singular seeds you have to pop handfuls upon handfuls into ur mouth at rapid speeds and then get sad cause you spent half an hour getting them out of the pomegranate and ate all of them in 5 minutes

task manager kill this man

Famous musicians have nothing to fear except fear itself. And planes. The planes will get you.

How do people write papers on things they don't care about? I'm asking for a friend.

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why is this the hottest thing i've ever seen

Every update Google makes to their UI system makes me want to kick the lead designer in the teeth. He deserves it.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"