The Real Question Is How The Fuck Did Persephone Only Manage To Eat 6 Pomegranate Seeds. Theyre Like

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

don’t light my fire!!!

The Milk Man giveth, and the Milk Man taketh away.

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to have an unemployable skillset

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the extent that i would be at emo night at sneaky dees every single weekend is crazy. you would think i was canadian.

A short list of things that made me cackle on a shopping list I had to turn in to my Econ teacher:

Carrots | the whole bag

Egg? Dozen

(that one made me cry, I need to sleep)

My friend misread 5? as 57 and thought I was going to buy 57 potatoes.

RICE

hell yeah ramen

Bred

Beanz

NO IM LACTOSE INTOLERENT as a header for the dairy section, followed by almond milk

Stew meet

Frozen peaches | idk they're like 2 dollars

I was yelling at Stater Bros at 10 pm for not having farfalle and getting irrationally mad at the thought of smooth penne.

I need peas... and corn

That doc was a whole mess, I can't believe I turned it in.

Pirate all your favorite shows, movies, and games while you still have the chance.