Just Finished Eb100 And It Is Indeed Insane. Everything Is Wrong With Wato. There Is No Resolution To

hte real april foule… was you.

The results from the testosterone are now conclusive, so we can finally move on to the realosterone

Any queer man in fiction can’t have a healthy relationship. All they know is pining, divorce, cause the apocalypse, wear silly costume, fight they homo boyfriend, trauma, be disastrous, eat hot chip & lie.

Listen, I love a guttural scream in a field as much as the next person, but I think uninterrupted sleep for anything longer than a week would fundamentally alter my brain chemistry

“Hey, my wife and I saw you from across the bar and we really hate your vibe. We’re taking your money no matter what but if you want you could also be our third.”

So there's the idea of "kitchen table poly," AKA "everyone in the polycule needs to be able to sit at a kitchen table together and get along like friends."

One of my roommates just came up with a counter idea, which is "poker table poly." Everyone in the polycule must be enemies. No one is allowed to get too chummy or they're kicked out. They all also likely owe eachother money.

Gender is but one of many things I would assist my acquaintances in transing.

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

I recently learned that m and n dashes are in fact separate things with important distinctions. I had been using n dashes in place of m dashes in my work for years, and no one mentioned it. Needless to say, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

using emdashes and a semi colon in the same line. this sentence will end when i do

Huge if true.

Great News Everyone

aromanticism

“Note that if you do this, you’ll likely be a pretty lonely person” falsehoods. I have a partner. And six of the worst people to ever live.

Wikihow - How to Develop the Perfect Evil Stare / How to Do an Evil Glare / How to Look Evil / How to Do an Evil Laugh

Many such cases

Imagine you're an Elder Demon at the Elder Demon family gathering and you're laughing about cousin Valgavoth who went and got sealed in a human house and disappeared... And then cousin Valgavoth shows up! And you ask him hey weren't you sealed in a house? And he's like "yeah I ate it" and you're like "you ate the house" and he's like "and everything else, yeah. The whole plane really" and now your parents are talking about how cool cousin Valgavoth is and wouldn't it be great if YOU ate an entire plane like he did