"im Tired Of Living Through Major Historical Events" Is Now "dear Lord Please Let Me Witness A High Profile

i love when he baby

Its fine to enjoy standup comedy as long as you remember they are purely evil beings whose physical vessels need be destroyed

platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you

My mum called FNaF Freddy Five Guys. So.

Freddy Five Guys

a treasure found antiquing today

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You can fight AI in indie publishing by leaving reviews.

Seriously.

Ai-generated garbage is flooding the self-publishing market. It works as a numbers game- put out ENOUGH fake crap and eventually someone’s aunt will buy them the ebook as an unwanted gift, and you’ll have made two dollars. This tactic works at SCALE, which means real independent titles are now a needle amongst a haystack of slop.

If you have read a book this year that has less than 5 reviews, your rating is an algorithmic spotlight on that needle.

A one sentence review helps. Really. A star rating helps if you really can’t think of anything to say, but if you can muster up even “I laughed at the part about the tabby cat” you are doing indie authors a favor like you cannot believe.

(Also if you left a review on one of my books this year I am kissing you so softly on your forehead and I adore you)

fuck 4chan

fuck twitter

fuck reddit

fuck tumblr

and fuck you