Its Fine To Enjoy Standup Comedy As Long As You Remember They Are Purely Evil Beings Whose Physical Vessels

sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris

weird as fuck living in a culture where it's considered more impolite to speak up and defend yourself against someone treating you unfairly than it is for someone to be rude to you in the first place

*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*

What 5 things do you like in a girl?

I was told that “each of my fingers” is too vulgar of a response

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

Red Bed

i hate how you get desensitized to the cool stuff in your WIP if you've been writing it for a long time so when you read back over it you're like "this isn't as cool as i thought :(" but it still is! you just read it too many times

Posting these lovely templates some wonderful artists made on twitter for the folks that only use tumblr! (I found them on the discord server tbh, I rarely look at twitter). For extra mesure, I will tag EVERYONE I see drawing their OC in it \O/ MORE MISTRIA ART! MOOOOOOORRRREEEEEE!!!

Original posts HERE and HERE - Templates below.

Dinosaurs were so naughty santa was forced to send them his biggest peice of coal