My Favorite Breed Of Man (nerd)

mizuki telling naruto in the first chapter “nobody will ever love you” as if he’s not talking to the main character of the greatest love story of all time. read the room loser.

“and so they fought. and so they laughed. friends. before they knew it, they were inseparable” is such a raw line you would think it’s shakespeare poetry but it’s from a naruto chapter cover with naruto and sasuke wearing matching guitar pin necklaces with each other’s faces on it, so it’s rawer than it

this is touya btw

he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt

where’s kakashi being crucified for 1000 years it’s easter

i lied. i don’t actually like sex. put your clothes back on, i’m going to give you a full-on breakdown of the entire plot of fullmetal alchemist

vampire geto

yes im a sasuke protector and bby girl orochimaru truther we exist