i lied. i don’t actually like sex. put your clothes back on, i’m going to give you a full-on breakdown of the entire plot of fullmetal alchemist
like i feel like im going absolutely insane with how much intentional self infantilization im seeing women my age doing.. and then acting like im a wackjob for being like “i don’t think thats cute and i find it insulting” i want to be taken seriously i want to be regarded as intelligent and bright and capable. i dont want to act like a high school sophomore when im a 24 year old woman with loans and bills and wisdom to share and learn. im a human being and im tired of being roped into this weird culture of “20-something teenage girls” it’s time to fucking grow up and if you can’t or won’t do that then leave me absolutely out of it and speak only for yourself. your female ancestors would find you an embarrassment.
kabuto being a plot device to explain the ninja world accidentally makes him look like just a neurodivergent guy who's special interest is the world he lives in. a special interest which he regularly info dumps to the main characters about.
CRYING
hinata and sakura think that the grindr notif sound is just from a random game both their husbands play
no rizz just “hehehehe” and “:3”
your honor you know how my client gets on sasuke saturdays
Acca-13 my beloved you didnt deserved that little reconigtion you are better than the 80% of the things that are airing today please come back
you have no idea how much I want to be a flying magic cube, so Viktor can looks at me like that