Sometimes I Feel Like My Horny Posts Are A Little Dry :/ So Imma Try A Different Strategy!! Maybe Talking

Just finished lunch... and another lunch... and someone else's leftover lunch.. 🤤😮‍💨

All of it had very little fiber and I'm pleasantly stuffed :)

It is official I am doing!! My very first official hold on record!!!

Ate psyllium husk, 3 big servings of baked pasta with an ungodly deliciously sinful amount of cheese, abd topped that thang off with more psyllium husk

The left of my colon feels a little full, but this is only the beginning. I'll update in the coming days, send me your encouragements and food ideas!

Perhaps I can be convinced to eat a little sugar free candy for extra gas who knows 👀

Fuck I love hearing about your holding adventures! You can absolutely hold it longer. Just imagine how bad your room will smell in the morning after you’ve been ripping ass under the covers through the night. You’ll wake up with your tummy bloated, stretched out like a dome, gurgling and churning under your skin. Don’t shit. I know you don’t want to, but if you’re thinking you *have* to, hold it anyway. Hold it even if you have to use every ounce of strength to keep your asshole shut. It’ll pass; you’ll calm down eventually. Your body has to learn that you’re not going to shit just because you normally poop every day.

oh my~

I do remember drifting to sleep and stinking up the covers, of course. And I don't fart in my sleep, which is why I always wake up with morning gas 😋 it was much worse than it's been in a good while~ I woke up all crampy and bloated, then let out a ton of farts that left my sheets all warm and stinky... And of course I stayed there a moment to sniff it up and enjoy

I think at one point i nearly lost control, but managed to keep it all in- for now ;)

Have I rb'd this before? Ehh ask me anyway!

Revamped Fart Q&A

(noticed that one gassy q&a going around a lot so I thought people might appreciate some different questions!)

On a scale of 1 to 10 — 1 being rarely ever able to fart, 10 being incredibly gassy at all hours of the day — how gassy are you on average?

What triggers your farts? (foods, drinks, certain situations, etc.)

Do you push out your farts when you feel one coming, or let them come out on their own?

Do you ever get morning gas? How do you deal with it?

What aspect of farts do you enjoy the most? (sound, smell, sensation, "gross" factor, etc.)

How do you react to seeing/hearing people farting irl/in a non sexual scenario? Can you act natural and laugh it off?

Which would you prefer: farting on someone's lap, or having your lap farted on?

How do you feel about smell? Do you have a preferred type of stench?

Do you feel comfortable farting in front of others?

Have you ever accidentally farted when you didn't mean to?

Do you purposely eat trigger foods in order to make yourself gassy?

What do you do when you need to fart in public? Hold it in or let it out?

What do you think about the smell of your own farts? What do they smell like?

How do you feel about fart humour in media?

Do you like face farts? Would you ever do it if you had the chance?

Describe your favourite type of fart.

Thoughts on trapped gas/bloating?

Which would you prefer: massaging someone's gassy belly, or having your gassy belly massaged?

When did you know you had this kink? What triggered it?

Clothed or naked?

Embarrassed or shameless?

Silent or loud?

Does anyone know you have this kink? Would you ever tell anyone?

Tummy... tummy hurty...

Ate ghost pebber chees

And double serving of sugar free candy

Farted like crazy for an hour then expelled sloppy shit into the toilet uhnnhghghnn

Tummy burning... hurts.. so good~

send me asks! About my tummy issues or to tell me about your tummy issues, or on any other thoughts you might have or wanna hear about! I'm also willing to share about my farts and shits~

And hey, I'm feeling bold. Mutuals u can dm me casually and platonically about shared kinks so long as ur not creepy about it :)

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Love these emoji combo things :3

do you make...corn? 🐕🚼

no ✨✨✨

I probably never will, it's just not for me and I like my privacy too much

some of u cum/feel pleasure so easily it makes me feel a little homicidal

Why not 😌

made a version of this meme for this side of tumblr :33

Sorry I haven't posted much copro or eprocto content

Chronic stress turned me into a puppy

Buy hey if anyone wants to ask me puppy questions I'm down 👀🦴🐾