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I miss when I would get Tumblr asks that actually said things and weren't just digital panhandling scams.

🍄 anon again-

god I've been SO gassy today, just blasting ass all day long or letting them out as quietly as possible when I'm in public. I accidentally gassed out a friend after lunch earlier- farted midsentence as quiet as I could and it hit me immediately how bad it was, but I just didn't say anything, and she didn't either. I felt like I got away with murder. then a little later I ended up at a different friend's house, having a really serious conversation about some bad stuff that's happened to them recently. I'm sitting on a hardwood floor a few feet away, don't really want to interrupt, but I was having to discreetly let off some pressure every 30 seconds or so, until at one point I just ripped ass so long and loud it stopped the conversation dead and I finally excused myself to go blow up the bathroom.

anyway. was kinda just imagining that happening with you instead, wondering what you'd do about that...

damn dude 😳😵‍💫 subtly letting them off right in front of people just for some quick relief??? that's literally my top tier fantasy right there, it's unbearably hot that you had to just let rip as discreetly as possible 🥵 and eventually farting loud and long once the urge became unbearable, goddddd 🤤🫣

if it were me, I'd be such a blushy mess once I realised what you were doing - but hey you obviously need to deflate a bit, so maybe I let you get away with it. maybe I need to let out a few too 👀 maybe we both take a break from our conversation to rip ass properly, since we both so badly need it 🥴

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If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

Valentine's Day commission for anon

⚠️fart, gassy⚠️

But this is an illustration about the sound of hunger .

pixiv

#お腹の音 空腹＋ガス腹＝大きな空腹音&おなら❤️ English差分あり - わ〜いのイラスト - pixiv

【前編】ガス腹ちゃん…パンパンなお腹をどうにかしようと朝昼断食したのに、極度の空腹のあまり、空気たっぷりのデッッッカ〜い…❤️お腹の音を響かせてしまうっ…♡【後編】お腹の音、お腹の張りが限界を迎えた彼

It is official I am doing!! My very first official hold on record!!!

Ate psyllium husk, 3 big servings of baked pasta with an ungodly deliciously sinful amount of cheese, abd topped that thang off with more psyllium husk

The left of my colon feels a little full, but this is only the beginning. I'll update in the coming days, send me your encouragements and food ideas!

Perhaps I can be convinced to eat a little sugar free candy for extra gas who knows 👀

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

new year new me

ExLax anon from earlier. Not much is happening, but it just hit your six. The suspension is getting to me but I feel like it's going to be so worth the wait.

Certainly hot to hear anon~ 🥵 gotta love the tension of a big mess just up against your hole

Thx for sharing!

idk if it’s just me but hearing big plops when someone takes a fat dump just 😩

you're absolutely correct. good time for me to mention - the toilet I've got currently is like super eco friendly so the water level is low in the bowl when you sit down. and let me tell you, I've dropped some sizeable logs in that thing and the fall distance makes it sound like I'm pinching off rocks 😳 like if you've never had the experience of taking a satisfying shit and hearing a plunk echo off the toilet walls, it's suuuuper horny 🥴🥵