It Is Official I Am Doing!! My Very First Official Hold On Record!!!

imagine me making a cream based soup for dinner two nights ago then appreciating how loud my fiance’s stomach and farts and trips to the bathroom were all night/the following morning..

imagine me currently standing at the washing machine starting laundry and pulling out a pair of boxers with very clear tangible physical evidence of .. more than a shart.. more than a skidmark.. like.. i’m gonna have to rinse this in the sink, before i toss it in the laundry. usually its just a discoloration but there’s a SUBSTANCE here.

help im so turned on for WHAT REASON?? and he’d be SO embarrassed if i said something about it, thank fuck he’s not home. i’m gonna have to get the vibrator out 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

< 3 love, 🎆 anon

oh 😳🥵 I guess that soup was a winner huh? 🥴 what a lovely present to stumble across, especially after all the gas and toilet trips the day before. I wonder which fart did him in? 👀😵‍💫

hiiii another lurker who hasn't talked before here hehe. i really like your blog and i've been trying to work up the courage to send in my own ask for a while now >w< but something happened yesterday that made me need to.

so my roommate is really gassy right. like REALLY gassy especially when she eats trigger foods. and her farts are literally probably the hottest i've ever heard irl bc they're SO like. bubbly and loud in a specific way that doesn't really have a word. like they sound like a balloon deflating really loud usually. but really deep and low especially when she's on the couch.

they also generally STINK. (again especially when she eats trigger foods - scary!!!) and she used to be really bashful about it but like. when you live with someone you live with someone and so she kind of has just stopped caring about farting around me. she's not ALWAYS gassy but sometimes she's a nostril destroying fart machine i swear 😵‍💫😵‍💫. and it makes me go insane but she has no clue she's like a roommate from heaven for me.

ANYWAY so yesterday we were watching tv and she got up to use the bathroom. and as she was leaving the room she farted. and like. lowkey ok the side of the couch i was sitting on was right next to the hall so it was actually kind of like. close to my head. and it didn't sound anything like her usual ones, it was like a quiet puumffff... sort of sound. and then like within 15 seconds it hit me and i was DYING bc it was SO BAD. and it was SO HOT at the same time so i was dying in a totally different way 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫ldjfkgdljkfg. and she blows up the bathroom for a while and she comes out. and i swear to you this woman FINALLY SMELLS THE AIR out here and goes like "ooh, sorry about that fart" like GIRL you have no clue the half of what you just put me through dfkghjdfkgjhdfglhj...

anyway so how to tell roommate that i kind of want her to eat parmesan garlic pringles and fart on my face and laugh at me for flinching away but i think i might die before i ever have the courage to tell her anything like that hey wait this isn't google >vvvvvv<

(could i be 🎨 anon?)

hooooly shit I would not survive a roommate like that 😳😩 your description of the sound sounds like my ideal farts, especially into the couch cushions 🥴🥴

but damn, the way she noxiously farted basically in your face and didn't even notice 👀 a shame you probably can't ask her to do it again, but I wish that reality for you anon 🙏🙏

Couldnt hold it 🥴 blew up the nearest br

Out wandering the world today and I reaaaally need to poo. My lower left colon is aching with the weight of a huge dump I need to take. Every time I fart, I can feel it right up against the exit. Goodness, and it smells awful 🥵 I don't know if I can hold it for much longer, my tummy is sooo upset. Or maybe I can. Any suggestions on what to do next?

Was with my partner once and they left to use the bathroom which was right next to the room we were in. When I tell you the SHEER VOLUME AND LENGTH of the fart they let out into the toilet, I- 🥵💦💦💦💦 I'll be honest I immediately reached down to touch myself (we were in private dw)

They didn't even poop to my knowledge they just let out an enormous fart that now lives in my head rent free. I wonder if they knew i could hear it and how I would react... I did act a little flustered when they came back :3

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Woaaahhh 😳 im proud :3c

yesterday was thanksgiving and i definitely enjoyed myself. i didn’t eat breakfast, and i could tell my belly wasn’t too happy about that. i could feel it growl and rumble as i refused to eat and lay back down before getting ready for the day.

once i got to my family’s house where the food was, i immediately had a croissant that was leftover from the breakfast that they had. i ate half of a gummy and started helping get everything ready while i waited for it to kick in. even though my belly was quiet, i could feel how empty it was and all i could think about was filling it up.

finally after another hour or so, the food was ready. i had to get someone else’s food ready for them before mine, and my belly was not happy about that. i could feel myself even getting a bit hangry, so i knew i had to eat soon. i loaded my plate with all of the sides i like, grabbed a soda, and dug in. i finished the first plate really fast which is unlike me. i’m usually such a slow eater, but i was super hungry. the next plate didn’t go down quite as fast. i could feel my belly starting to swell. but i knew i had to have dessert. it’s my favorite part of every meal, but especially during thanksgiving. i cut myself one slice of pecan pie, and one slice of sweet potato pie. i slowly ate them both as my belly continued to grow. i laid back on the couch, finally satisfied with the meal i had consumed. but no matter how much i tried to stay away, i kept eating hawaiian rolls. at first it was 2, then 4. the next thing i knew, by the end of the night, i had 10 rolls. they were just so good i couldn’t stop eating them. then someone cut the cake, so i had to have a slice of that too. i also had 2 sodas, a huge bottle of water, apple juice, and wine. my belly had not been that full in months. i ended the night with another piece of cake. i couldn’t help myself even though i knew my belly would be unhappy today. it felt like i couldn’t stop eating. i just wanted more and more. i could feel and hear the food digesting, gurgling and churning as i added more food to my overstuffed belly.

as soon as i woke up today i could tell i had a bellyache. all of the food from yesterday digested and sitting in my lower belly. i’ve tried rubbing it, but i still don’t feel that well. even as my belly aches from all the food and drinks i put in it yesterday, i can’t stop thinking about the leftovers i packed to bring home with me. maybe a little bit of food won’t hurt…right?

I need to poo so badly 😖

Still gonna hold for now tho :3

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I am. So angry. WHY WOULD THE ADVENT CALENDAR GIVE US A TENFOLD KEY RIGHT AFTER THE IDIA BIRTHDAY EVENT ENDS THEY KNOW PEOPLE LOVE HIM SO WHAT HE'S NOT THE MOST POPULAR IN THE ENGLISH SERVER HE HAS JAPAN'S HEART AND HE HAS MINE TOO DAMMNIT YOU DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO EXTEND THE EVENT YOU COULD HAVE JUST SWITCHED AROUND THE ADVENT CALENDAR GIFTS AAAASAAAAASDGDHGHHJKHFBUHFHJFHGHF

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Swallow air. Eat some popcorn or chips or something bjngeable that will give you gas, and then hold it

Really bloat up. Make your guts moan

whoof 🥵🥵🥵 yes anon

I've got a soda and some chips, I'll eat after working and try my best not to burp. Wish me luck!