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NSFW ❌ Eddie munson thought.....
Okay so I came across these audios(dont even ask me why or how I came across this audios we both know why💀)...anyways just imagine modern eddie is at home by himself and really misses you cause your at work or out with your friends and he sends you these audio recording with a message saying "missed you too much sweetheart I couldn't resist not touching myself thinking about you get me all worked up so hurry up and get your ass home I wanna finish inside you this time😘"
18+ plz use HEADPHONES if your gonna listen to this audio ♥️♥️
Or this one....
18+ plz use HEADPHONES if your gonna listen to this audio ♥️♥️
Also I have way more where that came from ...I mean if yall want more just let me know💋
okay but like hear me out-
dilf!schlatt.
Kai, i love you so much, you make my day so much better <3 but yes, ABSOLUTELY! (Quick after thought, I got kinda carried away so this went from an ask answer to a "I will be writing a multi-chapter fic of this v soon")
The Best Neighbor
I always imagine dilf!schlatt with a daughter so I can imagine that when you first move into the neighborhood and this sexy single father sees you, he is IMMEDIATELY asking his daughter to help him make cupcakes-
And he walks up with that fucking black button up on, feeling like a million bucks until he rings your doorbell. And he gets all flustered but he hides it well, and him and his daughter welcome you with the cupcakes. You find yourself slowly but surely getting closer to this man.
And as time goes by, you go from acquaintances to friends. And friends to besties. And besties to him fucking you over his desk while his daughter's at her friends house.
I am so sorry about that long hiatus, I was in Alaska all week and didn't have any internet. But I'm back and ready to answer asks!
Would you ever write for ollie? (Oliver sway 'rory culkin') just asking because I don't see it on your masterlist and want to be respectful before I try to request anything! ♡
absolutely! i just need to rewatch the movie first. but please tell me your thoughts <3
This FUCKING picture of schlatt made me WEAK IM DROPPING OUT. I GOTTA GO I GOTTA GO I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
SCREAMING WITHOUT THE S ON GOD!
Edit: https://youtu.be/XxNsi0UVbCg (2:10 ;))
i’m testing this shit out
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
🎄 Send these trees to ten people you wish to have a good holiday and a happy new years!🎄
ARTIEEEE you’re literally the best <3
Pls reblog if u vote :)
the obsession is growing >:)
Edit: even bigger now >:)
i love how everybody's talking like "oh, i have so many anon requests in my drafts, lol" and i'm just over here with mine full of reblogs i have yet to post
and they're all like fics about vampire movies from the eighties and dilfs
Kai, She/They and fucking horny for fictional murderers, Currently obsessed with The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and Motley 🫀
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