I've Got Plans, Bitches

i keep re-reading “midnight babysitting” and it just gets better 👏EVERY👏SINGLE👏TIME👏

Just doing my job ;)

Sleeping on the couch | Eddie Munson x Reader

Summary: based on the TikTok trend where girls tell their bf they're sleeping on the couch.

“Hey Eddie?” You poked your head into the bedroom. Eddie was sitting on the bed playing his guitar. He was in his pj’s waiting for you to finish your night routine and join him in bed.

“Yeah babe?” he asked.

“I’m going to be sleeping on the couch tonight.” You announced out of nowhere. Eddie looked up from the guitar and gave you a weird look.

“What? Why?”

You shrugged.

“I just want to sleep on the couch.”

Eddie frowned.

“Why?” He asked again. 

You giggled.

“It’s just too hot here.”

“Alright, I’m coming with you.” He put the guitar down and started getting up.

“No.” You stopped him. “You’re hot too.”

Eddie blinked.

“So I’m sleeping alone?”

“Yeah.” You replied.

“Nooo, babyyyyy.” He whined. “I promise I’ll be cold!”

You laughed at that.

“You can’t promise that!”

“Alright then. I won’t cuddle you, how about that? then you won’t be too hot.”

You shook your head.

“Nah, I still want to sleep on the couch alone, I think I need some space.”

Eddie’s face dropped.

“Why? Did I do something? What did I do?” Eddie was getting worried. “Did I kick you last night?... do I snore?”

“No silly, you didn’t do anything wrong.” You said while walking to the bed. 

“Is it because I hog the blanket? I promise I won't do it again!” Eddie said, giving you the saddest puppy dog eyes ever while you picked a blanket and your favorite pillow. “Baaaaabyyyy, pleaseeeee, don’t go.” He pouted again, his hands gripping your wrists to stop you.

“Goodnight, handsome.” You leaned to kiss his lips, distracting him from his mission to convince you.

“Babyyyyy, noooo…”

You giggled as you made your way to the couch. There you laid down and spread the blanket on top of you.

Only minutes later Eddie walked in with a pillow and blanket.

“Can I get on the couch with you?” He asked softly, your heart breaking a little at the sad look on his face.

“I don’t think the couch is big enough for both of us, Eddie.”

“Okay.”

He then proceeded to put the pillow on the floor next to the couch and laid down.

“You’re sleeping on the floor?” You asked surprised.

“Yeah.”

“Why?”

“I don’t want to sleep far from you.” Eddie said. “If you’re sleeping out here then I’m sleeping here too.”

Your heart melted.

“Fiiine, come here.”

In a flash, Eddie was getting on the couch with you. You cuddled him, your hand caressing his head as he used you as a pillow.

“Thanks baby.” He whispered while closing his eyes.

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“WHAT THE HELL? That’s where I sleep!” You woke up to an annoyed Wayne.

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Can I have a hug from my favorite mutual? You have no idea how much I need it lately

YES YES YES YOU MAY

idk if you can feel it but i’m giving you a hug with the force of a thousand suns

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MHA boys getting caught masturbating

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authors note : hello all, I know ive been writing a lot of MHA related stuff lately, but do not worry. that isn’t all I wrote about LOL, im just in a MHA mood. if you want me to write for any other characters just go ahead and ask, saves me time instead of me having to think of different characters to write for. cheers :)

characters - (izuku midoriya, shoto todoroki, katsuki bakugo)

warnings - nsfw obviously

minors don’t be doing no funky shit, get lost or just hide in the shadows idc

enjoy !

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Izuku Midoriya

- when you initially walk in on him his head is flung back, legs spread, naked chest heaving, and his hand on his cock. what a sight.

- he doesn’t even notice you until after he cums, so when he finally looks forward and sees you staring at him he screams and grabs a pillow to try and hide his dick.

“Y/N !!!???, OMG IM SO S-SO SORRY”

- he refuses to look at you until you move towards him and sit at the corner of the bed.

“want some help ?”

- he looks at you absolutely shocked but nods shyly nonetheless

Shoto Todoroki

- notices you straight away and immediately looks away from you, his face completely red and his fire side raging out of control.

“y/n… please knock next time..”

- he still refuses to look at you, the duvet brought over himself in an attempt to hide his erect cock spewing cum everywhere.

- you both stay there for a while until you decide to speak up and break the awkward silence.

“shoto, would you like me to help you finish ?”

- he snaps his head towards you and stares at you wide eyed before hanging his head low in embarrassment.

“…yes please”

Katsuki Bakugo

- the second he notices you his eyes blow wide and he starts saying curses under his breath. he finally looks at you after about a minute of silence, cheeks dusted pink.

“enjoying the fucking show ? hurry up and get out.”

- you decide to ignore him and keep staring at his naked figure, nipples perked and abs flexed under a glossy sheen of sweat. your mind runs wild as you catch you bottom lip between your teeth and play with the bottom of your skirt.

- bakugo notices your change in behaviour and let’s out a chuckle before sitting up straight and crossing his legs, cock still on display.

“for gods sake, stop eye fucking me and get over here”

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BRUH

UHH SCHLATT JUST KILLED ME ON COD??? HELLO??? IS THIS REAL? IM IN GENUINE SHOCK

Look at him <3 Skrunkly lil scrimblo

,, this is my favorite gif at the moment and you should look at it . ★ ,,

THIS BUT SCHLATT

🫠🥵🥹☠️😈

omg this has been sitting in my inbox for so fucking long i’m so sorry i don’t deserve yall! but anywho

i feel like this would have to be him after getting home from like recording a chuckle sandwich episode at ted’s or something. like he’s been gone for more than an hour so OF COURSE he misses you so much and being in you.

and as soon as he gets home he runs to the bedroom and like swan dives into the bed- and you end up sitting there like that for an hour silently enjoying each other company while you scroll on your phone <3

until he inevitably gets too horny and bored and rails the shit out of you

Hey everyone! I'm so sorry I haven't been posting lately, I've been working on my shop and now im redoing my room. When my room is done, I will start working on your requests. I can guarantee they will all be done by December 5th. Hope to see you all soon!

thinking abt changing my pfp but idk if i wanna get rid of danny 😭