Summary: based on the TikTok trend where girls tell their bf they're sleeping on the couch.
“Hey Eddie?” You poked your head into the bedroom. Eddie was sitting on the bed playing his guitar. He was in his pj’s waiting for you to finish your night routine and join him in bed.
“Yeah babe?” he asked.
“I’m going to be sleeping on the couch tonight.” You announced out of nowhere. Eddie looked up from the guitar and gave you a weird look.
“What? Why?”
You shrugged.
“I just want to sleep on the couch.”
Eddie frowned.
“Why?” He asked again.
You giggled.
“It’s just too hot here.”
“Alright, I’m coming with you.” He put the guitar down and started getting up.
“No.” You stopped him. “You’re hot too.”
Eddie blinked.
“So I’m sleeping alone?”
“Yeah.” You replied.
“Nooo, babyyyyy.” He whined. “I promise I’ll be cold!”
You laughed at that.
“You can’t promise that!”
“Alright then. I won’t cuddle you, how about that? then you won’t be too hot.”
You shook your head.
“Nah, I still want to sleep on the couch alone, I think I need some space.”
Eddie’s face dropped.
“Why? Did I do something? What did I do?” Eddie was getting worried. “Did I kick you last night?... do I snore?”
“No silly, you didn’t do anything wrong.” You said while walking to the bed.
“Is it because I hog the blanket? I promise I won't do it again!” Eddie said, giving you the saddest puppy dog eyes ever while you picked a blanket and your favorite pillow. “Baaaaabyyyy, pleaseeeee, don’t go.” He pouted again, his hands gripping your wrists to stop you.
“Goodnight, handsome.” You leaned to kiss his lips, distracting him from his mission to convince you.
“Babyyyyy, noooo…”
You giggled as you made your way to the couch. There you laid down and spread the blanket on top of you.
Only minutes later Eddie walked in with a pillow and blanket.
“Can I get on the couch with you?” He asked softly, your heart breaking a little at the sad look on his face.
“I don’t think the couch is big enough for both of us, Eddie.”
“Okay.”
He then proceeded to put the pillow on the floor next to the couch and laid down.
“You’re sleeping on the floor?” You asked surprised.
“Yeah.”
“Why?”
“I don’t want to sleep far from you.” Eddie said. “If you’re sleeping out here then I’m sleeping here too.”
Your heart melted.
“Fiiine, come here.”
In a flash, Eddie was getting on the couch with you. You cuddled him, your hand caressing his head as he used you as a pillow.
“Thanks baby.” He whispered while closing his eyes.
-
“WHAT THE HELL? That’s where I sleep!” You woke up to an annoyed Wayne.
how is he always flawless tf
literally looks like an angel i’m gonna cum n die afterwards. he’s so so pretty n beautiful. his hair in a bun.
Warnings: lil spice, blood kink?, Fucked up shit
Y'all were TOTALLY dating first and when you walked in and pulled off his mask when Olivia was killed and you came in to save her
DEVASTATED (He just got you, he can't lose you yet!)
He tried to come up with an excuse so quick
Fell for you even more when you smiled down at him and kissed him
"Wait, what?"
Was SO confused at first but when you told him you wanted to help-
Absolutely BRICKED UP when he watched you kill someone or when you come home to him and you're covered in blood
Literally his dreams come true
"You're just as fucked as me, and I love it <3"
Fuck after every kill, it's needed
"You have no idea how much I love that you're my psycho boyfriend, Char."
He leans into kiss you so quick.
"You're so hot covered in her blood, baby."
We adore some murderers in love <3
:)
ladies and gentlemen,
Him.
i want him to breed me while he whines, my ovaries are quivering
THE TEARS 😭
Reblog to give Eddie a second chance
The best answer ever
Haha, ignore the fact that I'm hiding in the bathroom from my prof, but hear me out. The way Schlatt would be so soft and hide all his kinks the first time you two have sex and then you bring up how nice his hands look and he's like "...😐...😏"
And the way he would choke you is just- jdjebfkdndhfksbd
i’d hide from my professor too i can’t blame you 😭
as soon as you’d say that he’d ask to “c’mere” and when you turn to face him his hand wraps around your throat and just starts full on making out with you and jsnssssisuebwbeegdusksjehrydjhhsdh
YALL SPIRIT HALLOWEEN WAS OPEN IN MY TOWN AND I BOUGHT THE HANDBOOK FOR THE RECENTLY DECEASED
i always wonder wtf y’all think i look like-
Found this while waiting for my dbd game to start. My friends are now asking what I wheezed about
Y/n: “Guys… I’m trans…”
Freddy: “What? Like, a transformer?”
Y/n: “Well I mean-“
Ghostface: “Autobot’s! Rollout!, BRRR-“
*picks Y/n up and runs around with them*
I couldn't help but imagine this as me and my friends. Me= y/n, Judy = Kate, Matt = Toby, JJ = Jeff
Toby: People who sleep without socks on make me worry
Kate: People who sleep WITH socks are not to be trusted
Jeff: People who sleep are weird
Y/n: I was a sock once
Kai, She/They and fucking horny for fictional murderers, Currently obsessed with The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, and Motley 🫀
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