The Way I Just Went 🍅 In The Middle Of Chem Class...

I have recently got back into the Jay and Silent Bob movies and just fucking realized how much of an influence they had on me-

like i was a bit of a perv before but GODDAMN

DANNY/GABE ASKER, I FORGOT TO SPECIFY!! she/her pronouns for either please!!

no problem man, i gotchu <3

i always wonder wtf y’all think i look like-

HDIWNFOWNFODK fr tho

i think charlie is for sureeee a switch. and like i definitely think he’s always needy when he’s a sub. but like when he’s a dom omg he’s so….. like for one i can see him being a gentle soft dom/pleasure dom yk??? which like if he’s in a dom mood i think that’s what he would be most of the time tbh but i also see him being like really fucking rough too!!! like pulling ur hair a bit, degrading u and making u take it for him!!!! ahhh idk charlie is on my mind so so so bad rn lol

a/n: anon, you are speaking 👏 my 👏 language 👏. he just can't help but switch things up, he wants you in every way possible :(. this contains pretty obscene content and dialogue so.. heads up.

💟 nsfw - mdni 💟

harddom!charlie would be so mean :( and rough, too. he'd have you propped up on your knees in front of him, face shoved down into the pillows while he fucks into you from behind. one hand would be grabbing your hip so tight, the other pulling at your hair while he forces you to take him all. he'd be taunting you, too, ignoring how much you cry and squirm under him :(. saying things like, 'aw, it's too much? such a dumb slut, acting like you weren't just beggin' for it.' he'd shush your little sobs, slapping your ass and fucking into you even harder.

softdom!charlie would be so, so different. on those nights when you just needed to be close to each other, when it was all affection and romance, he would take such good care of you. he'd have you laid on your back, hands angling your hips up just right while he fucks you with heavy, slow thrusts. his eyes would be on your face, watching you fall apart under his touch, absolutely in love with the sight. he would lean down to put his lips near your ear, moaning and praising you adoringly. vulgar, possessive things like, 'fuck, you're so tight- such a perfect little cockslut, aren't you? all mine, you were just made for taking me, hm?' if you don't respond, he'll start speeding up just a little, cooing at you to answer him :(.

sub!charlie is a wholeee other story. he'd be so needy, so pliant under your touch. if you were being soft with him, he'd be so desperate, saying things like 'f-feels so good, fuck,' or 'just like that.. oh, thank you, tha- ahh.' he stumbles over his words so much, moaning and pleading for more. if you were being more rough, good lord, he's a mess. he'd be crying and begging against your shoulder while you ride him, overstimulated from filling you up over and over again. he'd whimper and whine and sob, one hand intertwined with yours while the other holds your waist meekly. his brain would shut off everything except the feeling off you ruining him, practically breaking the poor baby's mind :(.

hay guys! sorry i’ve been SUPER inactive, my mental health has been in the dumps and i started therapy again so my priorities have been elsewhere lately. BUT! im gonna start going through my ask box soon and try my best to start getting things out. love yall!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RORY! 34 years and i’m still hopelessly crushing on this man for the last 3… (actually more like 12 but i wanted to seem normal hehe)

I've got plans, bitches

did y'all know there's currently a slasher dating sim in the works?

and it recently came out with a soft release!

i started following the project (@/SlasherSim on twitter) about a month ago, and i was counting down the days until the soft release came out. and now it has!! and i've played it!! and it's great!

i particularly love the art and music, they're both so good! you can tell the team put very much love and effort into it. there's only a chunk of one route (jason's) out currently, but so far it's very sweet and fun! the full game promises six routes; jason, michael, freddy, bubba, pinhead, and harry warden - and later on, six completely different slashers will be available as dlc!

please give the game a try, i enjoyed playing it! it has tons of potential

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Date your favourite slasher icons!

Found this while waiting for my dbd game to start. My friends are now asking what I wheezed about

Y/n: “Guys… I’m trans…”

Freddy: “What? Like, a transformer?”

Y/n: “Well I mean-“

Ghostface: “Autobot’s! Rollout!, BRRR-“

*picks Y/n up and runs around with them*

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak