*Toby, EJ And Jeff Chilling In The Lounge*

*Toby, EJ and Jeff chilling in the lounge*

Jeff: What time is it?

EJ: 3am

Toby: OH BOY, TIME TO GET UNCONSCIOUS

*flops on the floor, passing out instantly*

Jeff: What. The fuck.

*EJ beginning to piss himself laughing*

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1 year ago

HEISJOCHAJCNSOCK IM SCREAMING THIS WAS SO GOOD ILY SO MUCH

okay, question. what if reader comes home from like a three week long trip after telling gabe not to touch himself and then spoils the fuck out of him when they get back? just some food for thought

reward | gabriel

a/n: dude. ily and your brain so much just for coming up with this because omg??? idek if this was a request or not, but i love this concept too much to not write anything 😋

18+ content ahead, pure and absolute filth!!please don't read unless your comfortable with that!!

Okay, Question. What If Reader Comes Home From Like A Three Week Long Trip After Telling Gabe Not To

ok, so, you had probably been going off on a trip for work or a family thing, and gabe couldn't really come with you 😕

he was honestly a little whiny about it, he didn't want you to leave him for such a long time. who else would he be able to cuddle up to at night when he was cold? who would be there to give him little kisses when he was sad? who else would ride his cock so hard that he could barely make out any words other then soft pleads? :(

but he understood that you had to go for a little while to take care of whatever. but before you left, you told him one last thing

obv, it was for him to not touch himself a single time, to wait the full three weeks for you to get back

honestly, it made him a little upset. first he didn't get to snuggle you on cold mornings, but now he can't even jerk himself off for three whole weeks??

but of course, he agreed. he'd do anything you asked him to

the whole time your gone, he just gets more and more pent up. he usually didn't even have a high sex drive, but knowing that he wasn't aloud to touch himself just made him lose his mind

it was a much more miserable three weeks for him then he'd expected, to say the least

he just sat around trying to not think of anything that would get him riled up, honestly

to be fair, he did a pretty good job, which he prides himself on

omg. when you finally get back home, he's all over you. givin you a bunch of hugs n kisses <3

you don't let it last too long, though. you were quick to interrogate him about whether he'd jerked off or not

he tells the whole truth, how he hadn't even let his mind wander far enough to get himself hard

"no.. i've been a good boy the whole time, i promise!"

he always feels super relieved when you praise him, like he knew he'd been doing everything right

you'd tell him to go to the bedroom, and that you'd join him soon

so of course he did, he made his way right to the bed and plopped himself there comfortably as he waited

the moment you stepped into the bedroom as well, his eyes lit up. he was always happy with you around

you'd tell him to lay back and get comfy, and he did just that, laying on his back to look right up at you

slowly, you made you way to be hovering over him. kissing him softly, which he reciprocated immediately

your hands made their way under his sweater, lightly pinching at his nipples as you deepened the kiss with your tongue

he was already letting out light little groans from the small amounts of friction, his cock already hardening in his jeans

poor boy was already so desperate!! :(

your hands soon wandered out of his sweater, peeling it off of him

you smiled at the sight of him so vulnerable for you, his eyes wide and needy as he stared up at you

he wanted you more than ever in this moment, having not been able to feel you in much too long for his liking

you left a small trail of kisses and hickeys down his torso, making your way to his pants and slowly unzipping them for him

before you did anything more, you moved away from him for a second, discarding all of the clothing you were wearing beforehand

he watched intently as you stripped in front of him, looking at every small detail of your body, which he had missed so much

once you were completely bare, you moved back down to position yourself between gabes legs, sliding his pants off and tossing them to the floor where your clothing laid

you could see his cock twitching and hardening through his boxers, slipping those off of him as well

slowly, you placed small licks on his cock, looking up at him to see every little reaction he had

he let out small, quiet whimpers at the feeling of your tongue as he looked down at you

just moments later, your took his dick in your mouth, almost the entire thing, which earned a tiny gasp from him

once you began to bob your head up and down, he really started to get loud. moaning and whining as his hips bucked up a bit, already begging you to let him cum

and you did, you had him cum down your throat. along the way, he whimpered out anything that came to mind, wanting you to know how special you were to him

"mmn..~ oh, i love you. i love you s- so much, nngh~!! thank you... for letting me cum-! ahh~ th- thank you.."

and since he hasn't cum in over three weeks, there is so much. he can't control it, ropes of it shooting down your throat as he cried out about how good you felt

he just wants to be as good as he can for you >///< (and that, he is)

he wanted to make you feel good now, but you reminded him that this was all about him right now

your straddled his thighs with your own, positioning his cock right below your hole

he looked up at you, his eyes wide as be prayed to be able to fuck you

you let yourself sink down onto his cock, he filled you up so well and he loved it. he loved being inside of you, so much that he didn't even care if you moved or not, he was fine with you cock warming him for eternity of that's what you desire

but you began to ride him at leisure pace, praising him and telling him how perfect he is and how good he makes you feel, and that he's your perfect, sweet, good boy

he loves it so much, the way you lean down to kiss him as you clench around his dick

he whines into your shoulder, hugging you a little as he feels himself about to cum again, you feel the same

"hmmn-! gonna cum.. gonna cum again~!! ahh.. plea- please cum with me..~ need it so bad~!"

he practically screamed it as he thrusted his hips up into you, filling you with more of his cum as he felt you convulse around him

he was a shaky mess by the end of everything, wanting nothing more than to hold you tight and never let go

which is what he did for a couple minutes, snuggling up to you before you cleaned everything up properly <3

a/n: this didn't really turn out as how i first thought it did, but im pretty sure this is the longest thing ive probably ever written on here so there's that 🤷🏻‍♂️


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2 years ago

BRUH

UHH SCHLATT JUST KILLED ME ON COD??? HELLO??? IS THIS REAL? IM IN GENUINE SHOCK

2 years ago

My brain:

evan peters.

1 year ago

jumping back in the schlatt fandom ass first with this post because i’ve been binging his vods in the background while i work

Schlatt When A Dono Came In Calling You Hot

Schlatt when a dono came in calling you hot


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2 years ago

HOW IS THIS MAN SO FINE

HOW DARE HE
HOW DARE HE
HOW DARE HE
HOW DARE HE

HOW DARE HE

2 years ago

Merry Christmas darling~🔞

Billy Lenz x f!reader 

Warnings: Somnophilia, Vulgar language, The nasties✨, Classic Billy, Head (f receiving), P in V, Porn without plot, Mommy kink

Word Count: >500

A/n: this one is quite short but a lot of fun to write! This was not recommended and writers block made this my post for today. Even though its short, I think its good. Enjoy! All the loves, Shady <3

!Minors DNI!

You awoke to the sound of slurping and you yelped at the intrusion between your legs. Billy groaned as he looked up at you to see you awake. He smiled against your cunt as he stuck his tongue out. He swirled his tongue around and sucked on your clit. You threw your head back, head still foggy from sleep. You arched your back as he stuck his tongue into your pussy and moved it around skillfully.

Your vision turned blurry and you crossed your eyes when you came. Your body writhed as he held your cunt flesh to his mouth, fluids splashing into his gaping maw. He swallowed your cum with a smile on his face. He murmured something intelligible as he sat up, wiping his face.

He lent up to kiss you as he struggled to undo his belt. He pulled off his sweater when he pulled out of the kiss and yanked off his pants while mumbling about "needing to fuck his pretty piggy". He planted desperate, sloppy kisses on your neck as he rutted his hips against your thigh. 

"Such a pretty s-slut~ Such a good girl, letting Billy ride her thigh like this- f-fuucccckkkk that feels so good!~" He moaned loudly, not caring if the other girls in the house heard. He tugged off his boxers and rubbed his tip against your entrance.

He groaned as he rubbed his shaft against your nether regions. He looked up at you as he pushed inside of you. He moaned your name when he reached the hilt, your breath hitching in your throat at the stretch. He started to pound into you at a fast pace, causing you to grip the sheets and almost scream in ecstasy. 

He smiled at you as he gripped onto the headboard, the whole bed creaking against the force of his thrusts. He gripped your hip as he fucked into you.

"Such a good piggy. Letting Billy fuck her dumb. Are you dick drunk already? Billy's juicy cock too much for you? How cute~" He moaned loudly as your cunt squeezed around him at his words. 

He fucked into you faster with a gorgeous flush on his cheeks, brows furrowed. His grip on the headboard was so tight, you could've sworn you heard it crack. 

"Fucking piggy cunt feels so good. Such a sloppy cunt. FUCK! Billy loves you soooo much! Mommy!~" That was the first time you heard him call you that.

In your lustful haze you called out to him. "C-call me thAT again." You moaned out.

Billy smiled at you and nodded happily. He started loudly moaning "Mommy!" and pounding into you. You could feel the coil in your stomach. 

Tighter.

Tighter.

Tighter!

"I'm gonna!-" You cut yourself off with a scream of his name. Billy moaned loudly and fucked you through your high and into his. He mumbled and quickly pulled out and covered your thighs and stomach in his cum. He panted and looked at the mess he made.

"Naughty Billy. Made such a big mess…" He mumbled under his breath. He grabbed a cloth and cleaned his mess up before collapsing beside you

"Merry Christmas darling~"


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2 years ago

ABCDEFG, I want this man to rail me (respectfully ofc)

I merged a bunch of audios together to just get them off of my phone so if it sounds a little off that's the reason.

18+

Please do not repost my audios and claim as your own

2 years ago

Got me low-key kicking my feet and giggling, ngl

HE’S SO CUTE😭😭😭😭

HE’S SO CUTE😭😭😭😭

His face while he’s hitting the cowbell 😭😭😭😭😭

I want him so bad 😔

Petition for Evan to become my bf 🤞🤞🤞🤞

I could be his controversially younger gf🙏

creds to mommy, @yes-divine-ruler for sending em 😋🤞

2 years ago

Around Halloween of 2020 I bought a bear and a toddler michael Myers mask to put on him. I have yet to name him. Any ideas?


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