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what the textbooks wont tell you about blogging

okay sorry I should’ve made a pinned post a while ago, but let’s be honest, I’m not that organized.

My name is Mal, I use They/them pronouns, and I identify is a agender lesbian

I really enjoy talking about propaganda and the weird ways the U.S government works, and also the way our society sees food and fatness (Maintenance phase is the best podcast ever if you want to get into all the fucked up things fatphobia is doing) I also really love every Andrew Joseph White book, and recently I’ve gotten into some other random series (I read a lot so if you ever want to talk about books I’ve probably read them)

I’m getting assessed for autism pretty soon (wish me luck guys) and also adhd (I do not think I have adhd but my mom does)

I am a minor so please understand that I cannot donate to anyone, no matter how much they are struggling, I’m so sorry. and yeah. DNI all the usual people, transphobes, TERFs, homophobes and such. I’m not here to argue about the validity of my labels so zip it if you have problems with They/them lesbians please, I’m literally just a kid. Thanks. and yeah, that’s all. Sorry again that I never made one of these

CHICKEN JOCKEYYY

The amount of times I hear this every day, words can not even begin to describe it. Whoever you are, I hope you’re proud of yourself /j

Yes this 1000000%

hate when I type a brand name and my phone freaking auto corrects it to capitalized, there is not a single company I respect enough to do that I'm not some freaking shill I use your service out of necessity not choice fuck you

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

Requested by kutekitty-43

The internet is too mainstream now. I still come across people with like 50 million followers that I’ve never heard of

Uhhh…

I would be a little forest pig, like, running through the mud, eating truffles and berries. Idk it just sounds fun and free (I don’t even know if that’s like a real thing but it sounds happier than whatever this is)

Flannel and joggers probably

I think I would be a witch but idk that might just be me reading way too many books about magic [and like, a lengthy Harry Potter phase (which I do now regret)]

I’m much more grunge now, but my friends still call me a nerd because for a while there I was wearing sweater vests and polo shirts every day

regular mostly, sometimes almond milk

Cereal unless I forget (I’m a bit scatterbrained)

One drink poisoned the other not and we keep distracting each other so we can switch the drinks back and forth

(okay I only have one other mutual don’t laugh)

@jooner4142

yk what I'll also do this get to know your mutuals cuz I thought bout it for a bit and I think I have to or I'll explode

get to know your mutuals♡

if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to)

what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?

are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?

what is your style?

regular milk or plant based milk?

which one do you put first milk or cereal?

fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)

and I'll go first cuz I can

girl I wrote kinda a lot in these answers but I just had to brag about my fav way of killing people🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ and okay maybe it's kinda stupid that I'm also doing this game even tho I made it for others but who cares?

I can't choose but either a phoenix or a wolf cuz the allegory of both of these animals absolutely stole my heart

anything in my wardrobe that looks good (and it's almost always not adequate for the cold weather, I literally can wear a mini skirt when it's like 2°C outside and there are times when I am wearing a mini skirt and a crop top when it is 0°C and even when it was -3°C I don't care)

something in between vampire and a dryad cuz I feel like I would be a good vampire I don't know how to describe it but I just know and that's it and also a dryad cuz when I think of them they give me rather a messy and chaotic vibe which is def how I act and overall express myself so I'd say that I'm sometimes both sometimes one and sometimes the other

I'm goth so my style is overall gothic and / or cunty

regular but only 1,5% fat

CEREAL

sooo this is my fav way, first - pepper spray in the face so they can't see and therefore they can't run away, second - start scratching their legs with a pocket knife as hard as possible and try to find an aorta and cut there (making it even harder to run away), third - stick the same knife into all of their fingers (why not), fourth - knock out their teeth with a knuckle duster and finally - when they open their mouth trying to catch a breath from the blood and saliva running into their throat pour fluoroantimonic acid into their mouth and it's done! and I'll add that fluoroantimonic acid is called the most corrosive acid in the world ans if it touches the skin it causes huge damage and if poured into someones throat it'll burn the insides and kill. I think I'm really creative cuz I came up with this when I was writing one of my books and now I'm obsessed

tags: @n1eprzytomnadesperacja @niketas-s @r4tkisses @dawkacynizmu @gothicm0rph @slowacki006

and with question 7 rn I'm mostly thinking about one bbg ( @dawkacynizmu I'm looking at you ) cuz a bit after I came up with this question I thought that you might have an interesting answer

wha-okay?! Who is making memes faster than my news outlet can tell me that the pope is dead?

Happy pride! I offer you some bunnies on cakes!! 🌈