seraphinfestedqueer

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you! tumblr user!

can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

this is sorta Silas core isn’t it?

But first they must catch you 🏳️‍⚧️ Prints

okay sorry I should’ve made a pinned post a while ago, but let’s be honest, I’m not that organized.

My name is Mal, I use They/them pronouns, and I identify is a agender lesbian

I really enjoy talking about propaganda and the weird ways the U.S government works, and also the way our society sees food and fatness (Maintenance phase is the best podcast ever if you want to get into all the fucked up things fatphobia is doing) I also really love every Andrew Joseph White book, and recently I’ve gotten into some other random series (I read a lot so if you ever want to talk about books I’ve probably read them)

I’m getting assessed for autism pretty soon (wish me luck guys) and also adhd (I do not think I have adhd but my mom does)

I am a minor so please understand that I cannot donate to anyone, no matter how much they are struggling, I’m so sorry. and yeah. DNI all the usual people, transphobes, TERFs, homophobes and such. I’m not here to argue about the validity of my labels so zip it if you have problems with They/them lesbians please, I’m literally just a kid. Thanks. and yeah, that’s all. Sorry again that I never made one of these

every single time I take some Tylenol (children’s Tylenol because I’m a wuss who can’t swallow pills) I get super scared that I have taken to many (I only take the right amount at a time, I literally never have any more) and even as I’m chewing on the first one I feel like I’ve been eating handfuls

*blows bubbles at you*

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aww! Thanks! *sends you more flowers*

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Reblog to give your period cramps to Elon Musk

i have suffered less than christ but have complained way more abt it

Benji every ten seconds:

My life is so normal & Dope besides from the occasional falls from Grace

public universal puppy

okay so I was assigned female at birth, I understand why no matter how I change my appearance, people who know me as a girl will see me as a girl, but like. Random strangers, what is making you think I’m a lady??? I’m over here with a flat chest, short hair, broad shoulders, masc clothes, HIGHT! (Taller than my mom and everyone on my novice rowing team) and random people still look at me and go “mmm yeah that’s a miss” (I’m looking at you airport staff) and I’m not a dude either but the fact that the only people who mistake me for a man is like, old people at the pool, that makes me a little upset.

Ahhhhh it’s so weird having a gimmick blog get more popular!! like whyyyyyyy am I seeing my own posts re blogged on my feed by other gimmick blogs that are like 100000000000000 times more popular than me???? I don’t know if I can do this guys

Just a reminder for any bloggers that are unaware—

The following blogs are spam blogs, all pretending to be Palestinians needing help in Gaza. They are mass flooding tumblr inboxes with identical text + emojis in order to ask for $90k USD.

Even when you block these blogs, they will use a side blog to send you seemingly infinite anonymous asks, and THEN change the sending blog when you block that anon.

At least 2 of these blogs have been confirmed by @gazavetters to be spamming blogs.

Here is the list:

mosabsdr

abedmajeed, which is now both aboodfmly and derawi1994, and which is also known in tags and/or blogs as:

Abdelmajed (tag)

abedmajder (tag)

familygaza5 (blog)

derawigaza (blog)

derawifami (blog)

(All of the above under aboodfmly link to the exact same chuffed fundraiser.)

nasergz

sajagz

abd20001

nasr-daher

Note: mosabsdr has a note in gazavetters' official vetting Google Doc to warn others of the spam behavior, since they are violating rule 2 (do not spam supporters or non-supporters).

Most or all of these blogs have replies turned off, so it's virtually impossible to message them directly and ask them to stop sending asks.

Please block, delete asks, and do not engage with these blogs.

To block anonymous asks: you have to wait until you get one, unfortunately, but you can then hit the 3 dots on the top right and then block the specific anon that sent you that ask. It's not perfect, but it's better than nothing.

Stay safe out there, and please donate to help Palestinians at this World Food Programme link.

Oraly fixated butch? I mean, I am a butch…

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

The “average autistic person pays zero taxes” factoid is actually a statistical error. The average autistic person actually pays over ten thousand dollars in taxes per year. Emerald Mine Elon, who is a billionaire and regularly commits tax evasion, is an outlier and should not have been counted.

Guess who’s getting an autism assessment this Friday??????

wha-okay?! Who is making memes faster than my news outlet can tell me that the pope is dead?

new mask, new me!

Reblog to make a transphobe uncomfortable eating M&M’s

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

You bored, or feeling artsy but don’t have any inspiration...? *updated!*

Do you need to distract yourself? Or are you simply bored? Here are some great websites to make the time pass.

create pixel art

Awesome photo editor and art program, all free…!

Totally free transparent textures

make a cute chibi

draw some cool generative art

be a graffiti creator

create a picassohead (you don’t need to be a picasso to do so)

paint online

another awsome site to create pixel art on

and another one

create your own mandala

or color one

create an avatar

or you can try creating your own superhero

here you can interact with organisms in different environments to see how to music changes

here’s a website that translates the time into hexidecimal colours,

Here is a website where you can travel along a 3D line into the infinite unkown

here is a website where you can listen to rain with or without music

Need a model in a certain pose for drawing? here

Want to build your own planet

here is a website where you can create your own galaxies

make your own pattern (very useful if you need a new background)

create next hit comic

make a city which looks like something from 90′s games

draw a mandala like design

jig saw puzzles

more jig saw puzzles to solve

create a stunning HTML5 animation - no coding!

make a movie

create and dress up dolls

play a piano

you can also play a guitar

create sounds

another sound creator

create a logo

design your dream home

sketch rooms

explore fashion trends and create your own sets

build a website

try this app for building a website

Or maybe start learning how to code!

design your own t-shirt or a beanie or sweatpants and order them

design your own phone case

pretend to be a graphic designer with this cool online tool

Make your own Glitch art

Here’s another glitch art maker

And another!

Holy hell, here’s a third!

make an image look like it was created by a commodore 64

freaking cool text generator!

Easy to use word processor

Make up really cool patterns or run your photos through it :)

Write an essay on anything with no hassle

Wanna see how something you write would look like if it was on JacksFilms YGS((Your Grammar Sucks videos on YouTube))?

Make pictures out of text

ASCII word generator

Need an idea for some fanart-here :D

Still haven’t found something that would float your boat? Try these:

watch a documentary

learn to code

do something yourself

workout with the help of this great youtube channels

learn things

play pokemon or zelda or other awesome old school games

waste your time on miniclip

play games at additing games

or try games at agame

calm your thoughts

the quiet place

it will be okay

vent or listen to someone

pour out your soul

explore the sky

look at art from around the world

virtually visit museum of iraq

explore world with arounder

create a music playlist

list through rare books

scroll useful science website

create sand art

brain games

try out tastekid and discover new favorite band or movie or book

interactive 3D anatomy

random street view

post a secret

create a family tree

find our what’s the difference between x and y

help scientists and become volunteer researcher

create your own font

read a classic short story

In the mood to read, but not sure exactly what book to go for?

scribble on maps

listen to letters

play with acrobots

listen to podcasts

make a bucket list

Ever want to see the most truly useless websites in creation?

Prank a friend with this blue screen of death!

Zone out watching the colors drip down

Maybe none of these peeked your interest-maybe you’ve been wanting to create an o.c, but never really knew how to start-or you just enjoy making O.C’s….

This masterlist is to help you in making your own OCs….it can also apply to developing RP characters i suppose! (´ヮ`)!

How to Write Better OCs:

basic tips on how to make your oc even better

tragic backstory? learn how to write one/make yours great

writing specific characters

a wordier, great guide on how to develop your character

kick out those vague descriptions and make them AWESOME

Character Development:

how to actually make an OC

Q&A (to develop characters)

more Q&As

giving your character a backstory

how to write an attractive character

Need an Appearance idea?

Humanoid generator? check

Here’s another one

and maybe if you didn’t like those this’ll work

Need Monsterpeople?

Well, then here ya’ go

Maybe you need Cats?

Diversity

adding more racial diversity

avoiding tokenism, AKA, how to add diversity to your cast not just because you “need” it

writing sexuality and gender expression (doesnt include non binary, if you have a good ref to that, please add on!)

masterpost on writing more diversity into your story

cultures of the world

guides to drawing different ethnicities (not just a great art reference, but also really helpful in appearance descriptions!)

Mary Sue/Gary Stu

Test to see if your character is a Sue

Explains subdivisions of Sues/Stus

Powerful Characters Don’t Have to Be Sues

Villains

villain generator

need an evil sounding name for your evil character? bam

villain archetypes

what’s your villain’s motive for being a villain?

Relationships

character perceptions (What your character thinks of themselves and what others think of them)

how to write strong relationships between two characters

8 ways to write better characters and develop their relationships with others

OCxLove Interest Handbook

develop your couple with good ol’ Q&A!

how to write realistic relationships

how to write relatives for your characters (this is more OC related to a canon character, but will help in writing family members in general)

ARCHETYPES

12 common archetypes

8 archetypes for male/female characters

female archetypes (goes pretty indepth from two main categories)

a list of archetypes

NAMES

how to name your character

random name generator

most common surnames

surnames by ethnicity

APPEARANCE

tips for better design

basic appearance generator

pinterest board for character design (includes NSFW and images of skeletons/exposed muscle (?) so tread carefully!)

clothing ref masterpost

Clothing generator

Another clothing generator

More clothing generator

Aaaand even more

Steam punk clothing

Char Style preference

Dress Generator

DETAILS

give your character better powers

a list of professions

proactive vs reactive characters

positive and negative traits

interest generator

skills generator

motivation generator

123 ideas for character flaws

list of phobias

Oh shit someone died

Backgrounds and stuff? yep

Quirks

Personality. you need that shit

Need something fandom related?

City generator hell yeah

location? got ya

World-building?

make your own god damn laws

Landscape.

Need Item names?

Fantasy/sci-fi/etc. medicine names

Stuff to make things more interesting.Weapons, clothes, treasures… whatever your characters need.

Item & Artifact Generators

Other stuffs!

Genre, Plot, & Story Prompt Generators

How did your characters meet?

Fanfic plots. you bet your ass.

do you think that whoever invented saying “guilty as charged” to like everyday things and not just court cases was like really proud of themselves? Because I would be proud of myself if I ever impacted the English lexicon like that.

Uhhh…

I would be a little forest pig, like, running through the mud, eating truffles and berries. Idk it just sounds fun and free (I don’t even know if that’s like a real thing but it sounds happier than whatever this is)

Flannel and joggers probably

I think I would be a witch but idk that might just be me reading way too many books about magic [and like, a lengthy Harry Potter phase (which I do now regret)]

I’m much more grunge now, but my friends still call me a nerd because for a while there I was wearing sweater vests and polo shirts every day

regular mostly, sometimes almond milk

Cereal unless I forget (I’m a bit scatterbrained)

One drink poisoned the other not and we keep distracting each other so we can switch the drinks back and forth

(okay I only have one other mutual don’t laugh)

@jooner4142

yk what I'll also do this get to know your mutuals cuz I thought bout it for a bit and I think I have to or I'll explode

get to know your mutuals♡

if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to)

what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?

are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?

what is your style?

regular milk or plant based milk?

which one do you put first milk or cereal?

fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)

and I'll go first cuz I can

girl I wrote kinda a lot in these answers but I just had to brag about my fav way of killing people🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ and okay maybe it's kinda stupid that I'm also doing this game even tho I made it for others but who cares?

I can't choose but either a phoenix or a wolf cuz the allegory of both of these animals absolutely stole my heart

anything in my wardrobe that looks good (and it's almost always not adequate for the cold weather, I literally can wear a mini skirt when it's like 2°C outside and there are times when I am wearing a mini skirt and a crop top when it is 0°C and even when it was -3°C I don't care)

something in between vampire and a dryad cuz I feel like I would be a good vampire I don't know how to describe it but I just know and that's it and also a dryad cuz when I think of them they give me rather a messy and chaotic vibe which is def how I act and overall express myself so I'd say that I'm sometimes both sometimes one and sometimes the other

I'm goth so my style is overall gothic and / or cunty

regular but only 1,5% fat

CEREAL

sooo this is my fav way, first - pepper spray in the face so they can't see and therefore they can't run away, second - start scratching their legs with a pocket knife as hard as possible and try to find an aorta and cut there (making it even harder to run away), third - stick the same knife into all of their fingers (why not), fourth - knock out their teeth with a knuckle duster and finally - when they open their mouth trying to catch a breath from the blood and saliva running into their throat pour fluoroantimonic acid into their mouth and it's done! and I'll add that fluoroantimonic acid is called the most corrosive acid in the world ans if it touches the skin it causes huge damage and if poured into someones throat it'll burn the insides and kill. I think I'm really creative cuz I came up with this when I was writing one of my books and now I'm obsessed

tags: @n1eprzytomnadesperacja @niketas-s @r4tkisses @dawkacynizmu @gothicm0rph @slowacki006

and with question 7 rn I'm mostly thinking about one bbg ( @dawkacynizmu I'm looking at you ) cuz a bit after I came up with this question I thought that you might have an interesting answer

reblog to blow up a transphobe

CHICKEN JOCKEYYY

The amount of times I hear this every day, words can not even begin to describe it. Whoever you are, I hope you’re proud of yourself /j

apple.news

4chan has been down since Monday night after “pretty comprehensive own” — Ars Technica

Early info is unreliable, but the site has been mostly unavailable for hours.

Here’s the link btw, it should work I think, idk. The rest is less funny but very informative.

okay Andrew you’re not wrong but god that’s not what I was expecting

okay Andrew you’re not wrong but god that’s not what I was expecting

Yes this 1000000%

hate when I type a brand name and my phone freaking auto corrects it to capitalized, there is not a single company I respect enough to do that I'm not some freaking shill I use your service out of necessity not choice fuck you