Since There's Been Another "Tumblr Is Gonna Die!" Scare, Let's Do A Poll...

every single time I take some Tylenol (children’s Tylenol because I’m a wuss who can’t swallow pills) I get super scared that I have taken to many (I only take the right amount at a time, I literally never have any more) and even as I’m chewing on the first one I feel like I’ve been eating handfuls

Logically, the least efficient way to consume a variety of music is by listening to a specific batch of music repeatedly until you hate every song.

And yet, here I am, being illogical

public universal puppy

Reblog to give your period cramps to Elon Musk

Uhhh…

I would be a little forest pig, like, running through the mud, eating truffles and berries. Idk it just sounds fun and free (I don’t even know if that’s like a real thing but it sounds happier than whatever this is)

Flannel and joggers probably

I think I would be a witch but idk that might just be me reading way too many books about magic [and like, a lengthy Harry Potter phase (which I do now regret)]

I’m much more grunge now, but my friends still call me a nerd because for a while there I was wearing sweater vests and polo shirts every day

regular mostly, sometimes almond milk

Cereal unless I forget (I’m a bit scatterbrained)

One drink poisoned the other not and we keep distracting each other so we can switch the drinks back and forth

(okay I only have one other mutual don’t laugh)

@jooner4142

yk what I'll also do this get to know your mutuals cuz I thought bout it for a bit and I think I have to or I'll explode

get to know your mutuals♡

if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to)

what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?

are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?

what is your style?

regular milk or plant based milk?

which one do you put first milk or cereal?

fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)

and I'll go first cuz I can

girl I wrote kinda a lot in these answers but I just had to brag about my fav way of killing people🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ and okay maybe it's kinda stupid that I'm also doing this game even tho I made it for others but who cares?

I can't choose but either a phoenix or a wolf cuz the allegory of both of these animals absolutely stole my heart

anything in my wardrobe that looks good (and it's almost always not adequate for the cold weather, I literally can wear a mini skirt when it's like 2°C outside and there are times when I am wearing a mini skirt and a crop top when it is 0°C and even when it was -3°C I don't care)

something in between vampire and a dryad cuz I feel like I would be a good vampire I don't know how to describe it but I just know and that's it and also a dryad cuz when I think of them they give me rather a messy and chaotic vibe which is def how I act and overall express myself so I'd say that I'm sometimes both sometimes one and sometimes the other

I'm goth so my style is overall gothic and / or cunty

regular but only 1,5% fat

CEREAL

sooo this is my fav way, first - pepper spray in the face so they can't see and therefore they can't run away, second - start scratching their legs with a pocket knife as hard as possible and try to find an aorta and cut there (making it even harder to run away), third - stick the same knife into all of their fingers (why not), fourth - knock out their teeth with a knuckle duster and finally - when they open their mouth trying to catch a breath from the blood and saliva running into their throat pour fluoroantimonic acid into their mouth and it's done! and I'll add that fluoroantimonic acid is called the most corrosive acid in the world ans if it touches the skin it causes huge damage and if poured into someones throat it'll burn the insides and kill. I think I'm really creative cuz I came up with this when I was writing one of my books and now I'm obsessed

tags: @n1eprzytomnadesperacja @niketas-s @r4tkisses @dawkacynizmu @gothicm0rph @slowacki006

and with question 7 rn I'm mostly thinking about one bbg ( @dawkacynizmu I'm looking at you ) cuz a bit after I came up with this question I thought that you might have an interesting answer

apple.news

4chan has been down since Monday night after “pretty comprehensive own” — Ars Technica

Early info is unreliable, but the site has been mostly unavailable for hours.

Here’s the link btw, it should work I think, idk. The rest is less funny but very informative.

okay Andrew you’re not wrong but god that’s not what I was expecting

reblog to blow up a transphobe

“Ooh” by the scissor sisters. It just has such good vibes, you know?

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.