Why Do I Want To Die After Every Single Social Interaction I Have

To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym you’re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!

And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!

DEI does not mean lower standards.

You are thinking of white privilege.

hope this explains it

i need a whole season of doctor who that's just nine, rose, and jack in their downtime. no adventures. no being shot at. just the three of them and the fact that all of them have zero chill and three different fonts of chaos energy.

figuring out how to get rid of screen addiction is like trying to figure out how to stop a nicotine addiction while also having a job centered around smoking cigarettes and having half your social life be in smoke breaks

Doctor Who plot twists are a never ending cycle of:

Gallifrey is destroyed

It was Earth the whole time!

It was Skaro the whole time!!

The Master is back again

Companion dies!!! No wait they’re fine, just not returning for wobbly time reasons

The Doctor isn’t a Time Lords and is actually (insert random thing that will be retconned under the next show runner)

The loveable new character is actually the Master

The Doctor was secretly competent the whole time, the normal silly goofy attitude was a trick!!

Gallifrey’s back